There's alot on this list. Joe Montana because I think he is the greatest quarterback of all-time. Jay Leno and Conan O'Brien for keeping me entertained with late night tv. Barry Bonds so i can ask him "did you do it?". Tom Leykis for making me view the different and more important aspects of life and for turning me from a loser to currently working my way to a winner. Curtis Jackson aka 50cent because I give much props to a guy who can get shot 9 times and still live. As far as women goes, I'd like to meet a chick that I can make me laugh and pound some drinks with, that's all I ask. haha