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Joey "Whats his face"

Love me or hate me...I still walk on toilet paper

About Me



Myspace LayoutsHappily married, 100% Sicilian, whose daughter will be the next Ms. Universe and inherit all my debt. I was once the quiet kid; now I don't shut up! I'm here to make friends, find friends, and shoot the shit with to anyone who will listen. I've been around the block afew times and have the unwitty talent of seeing through people. Call it all my years of retail...call it my father's tough street sense he laid upon me...or just plain dumb luck. I can't stand liars and fakes. You are who you are; nothing or no one will change that. ..

My Interests


Staying alive long enough to see Buffalo win some sort of sports championship, playing with my daughter, movies, beating the crap out of people in video games, catching up on reading, not physically looking like my age, and trying to make my wife lots of money.

I'd like to meet:

Someone who can look beyond the humor and personality. My work makes me work alot of hours so the rest of the time is with my family. I'm looking for people who know where they're going and what they what in life. Too many people out there running around like a bunch of fools; kidding themselves. Either you know what you want, or you don't. Shit or get off the pot.

Music:


That all depends on so many factors. The genres range from Opera to Industrial.

Movies:

Just like my music; it ranges from action to chessy. But it mainly has one factor: who has the remote.

Television:

The way my work schedule is, I'm usually the last to get the remote. That means I get stuck watching the soap opera network, lifetime, VH1, and reality shows when my wife has it. With my daughter; it's Cartoon Network, Nick Jr., and Disney. When it finally is my turn; I fall asleep.

Books:

Anne Rice, Stephen King, Green eggs and ham, Hop on Pop...

Heroes:

Ron Jeremy, our troops overseas, my parents, and the guy who gets stuck cleaning out porty potties everyday.

My Blog

All eyes on me

For those who don't know it yet, I  recently got promoted to Manager at my work.  Granted, it took about four years and five store tranfers to get there, but I glad I'm here.  And now ...
Posted by Joey "Whats his face" on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 10:17:00 PST

Happy Leif Erickson Day!

First and foremost, let me get this out of the way:  I'M NOT IRISH!  Never wanted to be, never dreamed to be, never thought it might be a good idea to make pretend to see what would happen.&...
Posted by Joey "Whats his face" on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 11:58:00 PST

Welcome to the "not so Italian" Italian Festival

Every year when the Italian Festival hits, I feel obligated to go and show my respect to my heritage and see old the little old Italian folks that know my parents.  So after work on Fri...
Posted by Joey "Whats his face" on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 08:58:00 PST

absolute re-donk-ulous

Don't you hate it when you think you have totally let it out of your head; something that once bothered you.  Something that when it was there, you couldn't sleep...couldn't concentrate...couldn'...
Posted by Joey "Whats his face" on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 10:25:00 PST

Something I just dont get

I know this is gonna sound stupid or childish, but but I'm always noticing that I dont get the time of day with the opposite sex.  Don't get me wrong; I'm happily married with a beautiful little ...
Posted by Joey "Whats his face" on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 11:54:00 PST

My strange new motivating factor

Lately, I have been fighting this battle in my mind...I'm currently working at a job that pays me well, not too hard to do, casual setting, and doing something that I consider a hobby.  But at th...
Posted by Joey "Whats his face" on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 10:10:00 PST

Return of the Guido

To know the truth is to know the self. To know the self is to know the Guido. Guido is not a state of mind or place, Guido is a way of life. It is the answer to all confusion. The attributes; Gotti, ...
Posted by Joey "Whats his face" on Mon, 08 May 2006 10:03:00 PST