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The Magnificent Beardsmen

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The Magnificent Beardsmen came together on a hot, cold, dry, wet day in Colorado Springs, Co. They met at the corner of Powers and Omaha while trying to suck muddy water through straws out of the same puddle. After a brief struggle they realized that three idiots sucking muddy water through straws could probably make some good music together. Hence The Magnificent Beardsmen Was born(only because Three Idiots Sucking Muddy Water Through Straws was already taken). Their music is a reminder of the good ol' days when hitting 3 sticks together and grunting was all the rage. So sit back, grab a hell of alot of beer 'cause you'll need it, and enjoy the caterwaller we call....... THE MAGNIFICENT BEARDSMEN

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Member Since: 17/01/2008
Band Website: Amsterdam Pipe Store Peterson and Palmer Park CoSp
Band Members: Jim Dookowski plays the Guitar Hero controller and upstairs mostly, Big Daddy Woody plays Slinky the Hose and straws, Monkey Gibletz on sticks and hot pokers , and now we have Little Nikky Twiddles playin the stereo and potted plants, also Muddy Duck Waters on strum bucket and skin flute on occasion. And because gas bubbles tend to multiply, we have Flub J. Dubb on butt bongos and box with strings, and Clownface Magillicutty playing with his bellybutton .
Influences: Mr. French, Edith Bunker, Pres. James A. Garfield, Jessie Duke, the guy who invented beer, that crazy green plant out back we picked and smoked, and various others who deem themselves pineapples
Sounds Like: You know that sound you get when you scrape your fingers across the chalkboard? We sound nothing like that. You know that sound you get when you take 2 cats by the tails and smash them together and throw them in the microwave and turn it on high for 5 minutes? Now your getting closer to what we sound like.
Record Label: Bearded Lady Records

My Blog

A New Sound

Hello good people of urth. We salivate u. We are here to spread luve and hop to yer livers. Feel our musik and persperate yer flatulence
Posted by on Thu, 17 Jan 2008 15:03:00 GMT