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American Smile

American Smile

About Me

KNUCKLEPUCK: A dishonorably discharged war veteran with a penchant for abusing his bandmates and treating the audience in a maliciously satisfying manner. GREGOIRE PAPENFUSS ESQ.: An out of work attorney who barely scrapes by as an appointed criminal defense lawyer during the day and mediocre rock guitar player at night.DIGNITY: This over the top gymnastic package was contracted by Knucklepuck to bring a positive image to his regime. Some say that Dignity is the brains behind the operation but the strife between Dignity and Knucklepuck may cause the band to implode at any moment.PICKLELIPS MCGUIRK: This Tall White Saxohornist is Tall. He is charged with the huge duty of being the Presenter of American Smile. He was allowed to join the band on the merit of ledgendary Urban Legend-He pistolwhipped legendary ring announcer Michael Buffer with his Bari Saxophone backstage of the last "Iron" Mike Tyson fight. Paragraphs, possibly chapters, maybe written on Picklelips McGuirk.JIM: A Bum.

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Member Since: 8/18/2004
Band Website: KeepItTrucking.com
Band Members: Knucklepuck, Dignity, Gregoire Papenfuss, Jim, Picklelips McGuirk
Influences: Henry Rollins, Weird Al, Metallica, Black Sabbath, Dio, Styx, Rush, Jethro Tull, Guns and Roses, 4 Non Blondes, Billy Sheehan, Miles Davis, Dream Theater, The Who, Led Zeppelin, Humor, Racists, Reggae, Blue Collar Laborers, Lazy White Potheads, Drunk Bearded Drummers, Truckers, Pussy Whipped Men, Parade Volunteers, Motivational Speakers with synthetic larynxes, Metal from the day, Michael Winslow, David Alan Grier, Carl Weathers, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Stevie Wonder
Sounds Like: Dio, Metallica, Mr. Big, Henry Rollins, Spinal Tap
Type of Label: None

My Blog

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