Sherin

Allow me to reintroduce myself...
"I never loved nobody fully, always one foot on the ground
And by protecting my heart truly, I got lost in the sounds"

I'm little. I'm brown. I'm a girl. I have a smart mouth that gets me in all types of trouble. In pictures, my head tilts more than a hat on T.I.'s head. Speaking of T.I., that man could get it two times. I hate sneaker elitists who think they were born wearing Dunks. Bob Ross is my hero. People think I'm a pessimist but I like to consider myself a realist. I still dont understand why people from Brooklyn just shout out Brooklyn in the middle of sentences. I hate mornings. Somewhere deep deep deep inside my cold heart I'm a nice girl. They made me and the other minorities sit in the back of all my classes during highschool, lets hear it for the Go Hard Hunnies. Melissa Ford has my birthday and Eva Longoria has my wedding date. College was the best time of my life. Nothing good ever came out of any guys named Brandon. I dream in color and live in it too. I don't like all that romantic stuff. My dog Charlie was spawned from hell and I like him that way. I like staying in and watching movies. I love my friends like family and would do anything for them. I'm a great wifey. Traditions was the best bar in Queens and we owned it. I make boys cry and have no remorse afterwards. Sex and the City is my life guide. Texas is a wasteland and I cry myself to sleep thinking about how long I'm going to be here. One time we almost made it into Avalon. I singlehandedly set of a chain of events that led to the birth of the best baby in the world and I finally got thanked for it. I'm an import. I want to wear a wifebeater, sweatpants, and dunks every day but I can still rock the hell outa pair of heels. I'm against blood diamonds and the blood diamond market. I still can't decide between McDreamy or McSteamy. And finally,
Contrary to what you think, I am too much trouble for you.
If you havn't taken the time to read this, don't expect a reply.
My Love
Snoopy n Charlie