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Ryan

About Me

Im a simple man who likes pretty things. I laugh too much. Im afraid of "little people". I play video games. I enjoy losing at chess to homeless people. Sometimes i go to London drugs even though i dont really "need" anything. My cat and I dont see eye to eye on certain issues. I consider myself to be a good cook and a loving mother. i like skateboards and snowboards but they dont return my calls. Im politcally opinionated but uneffected. I think youll find that my resume speaks for it self. References available upon request.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Hot chicks whos breasts produce beer.

My Blog

the misadventures of Hue Manatee

Darkness. the cool, confining pressure of some unseen force restricting any movement from my limbs. what is this? where? this is the most unfamiliar feeling i can remember. Panic starts to soak into e...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Mar 2006 20:12:00 GMT

Metric @ the commodore oct.30

got tix for free from some girl id never met before as she had homework to do and could not use them. the opening band was this hippy, greatful dead/sea and cake throwback jam band that made me want t...
Posted by on Mon, 31 Oct 2005 21:19:00 GMT