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Kasper

If everytime i masturbated god killed a kitten.....there would be no more cats

About Me

Well damn i thought it would never happen, but i knocked up my girlfriend. Im stoked. We decided that we were going to wait to find out what it is. What the hell was i thinking when i agreed to that. Either way we will find out in october. Ashley and I Just got our first house in the country. its nice to be out of the city, its so quiet. Next AUgust I will finally take the plunge and tie the knot. For those of u who actually know me, i dont know what the hell has gotten into me. I think Ashley is a witch and has cast some sort of spell over me. other than that i still dont really do anything. Well the WHIPPITZ has finally ceased to exist. We have moved onto bigger and better things. N e thing else u want to know u will just have to ask.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Timmmmmy!!!!
Birthday: april 4th
Birthplace: the hospital
Current Location: im not really sure n e more
Eye Color: dark blue
Hair Color: brown
Height: 5'9"
Right Handed or Left Handed: depends on my mood
Your Heritage: i dunno
The Shoes You Wore Today: custom made lakai's
Your Weakness: girls
Your Fears: damn butterflies
Your Perfect Pizza: is in me belly
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: not to die doing 100 mph's around the s turn by josh'e
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: what the hell is instant messenger
Thoughts First Waking Up: damn i need a beer
Your Best Physical Feature: my eyez
Your Bedtime: sum time between 3 pm and 5 am
Your Most Missed Memory: waking up this morning
Pepsi or Coke: monster
MacDonalds or Burger King: wacdonalds
Single or Group Dates: is that like a orgy
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: neither
Chocolate or Vanilla: both
Cappuccino or Coffee: it will stunt my growth
Do you Smoke: yup
Do you Swear: fuck yeah
Do you Sing: sure what the hell
Do you Shower Daily: sum times twice
Have you Been in Love: once or twice
Do you want to go to College: nope
Do you want to get Married: maybe
Do you belive in yourself: sure y not
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: nope
Are you a Health Freak: hell nah
Do you get along with your Parents: usually
Do you like Thunderstorms: mmmhmmm
Do you play an Instrument: yes i do
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: what r u kidding me
In the past month have you Smoked: smoked what?
In the past month have you been on Drugs: what can i say flinstone vitamins r addicting
In the past month have you gone on a Date: cant say i hav
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: sure
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: nope
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no way
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: next week
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: negative
Ever been Drunk: no way {=0)
Ever been called a Tease: occaisionally
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: yes
How do you want to Die: 160 mph's on my bike
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a toys 'r us kid
What country would you most like to Visit: greece
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: yes
Favourite Hair Color: yes
Short or Long Hair: depends
Height: short
Weight: i just dont know
Best Clothing Style: on my floor
Number of Drugs I have taken: thats none of your damn business and i beg 4 u 2 stay out of my personal affairs
Number of CDs I own: ALOT!!!!!
Number of Piercings: u will just have to see
Number of Tattoos: a few
Number of things in my Past I Regret: i do not regret the things i have done....only the things i have not
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!

My Interests

I'm interested in finding out what the fuck i did last night. I am playing division 2 paintball in the PSP league. For those of u who dont know, thats semi-pro. hopefully we will be playing in the pro bracket by 2009 (come on pay check). I am playing for Disavowed now. We took The best players from 4 different teams and put us all together. I am shooting a red and silver A1 Angel as my primary, and a blue and silver A1 Angel as my back up. We got hooked up by our sponsors. Here are just a few of our sponsors.

I'd like to meet:

N E 1 that doesnt bore the hell out of me!!!

Movies:

Hit me up on AIM djkasper4478

Television:

UNSELFISHLY, YOU LEFT YOUR FATHERS & MOTHERS,YOU LEFT BEHIND YOUR SISTERS & YOUR BROTHERS.LEAVING YOUR BELOED CHILDREN & WIVES,YOU PUT ON HOLD YOUR DREAMS- YOUR LIVES.ON FOREIGN SOIL, YOU FOUND YOURSELF PLANTEDTO FIGHT FOR THOSE WHOSE FREEDOM YOU GRANTED.WITHOUT YOUR SACRIFICE, THEIR CAUSE WOULD BE LOSTBUT YOU CARRIED ONWARD, NO MATTER THE COST.MANY HORRORS YOU HAD ENDURED & SEEN.MANY FACES HAD HAUNTED YOUR DREAMS.YOU CHEERED AS YOUR ENEMIES LITTERED THE GROUND;YOU CRIED AS YOUR BROTHERS FELL ALL AROUND.WHEN IT WAS OVER, YOU ALL CAME BACK HOME,SOMEWHERE LEFT WITH MEMORIES TO FACE ALL ALONE;SOME FOUND THEMSELVES IN THE COMPANY OF FRIENDSAS THEIR CROSSES CAST SHADOWS ACROSS THE LAND.THOSE WHO SURVIVED WERE FOREVER SCARREDEMOTIONALLY, PHYSICALLY, PERMANENTLY MARRED.THOSE WHO DID NOT NOW SLEEP ETENALLY'NEATH THE GROUND THEY HAD GIVEN THEIR LIVES TO KEEP FREE.WITH A HAND UPON MY HEART, I FEEL THE PRIDE & RESPECT;MY REVERENCE IS REVEALED IN THE TEARS THAT STREAM DOWN MY FACE. AS OUR FLAG WAVES ABOVE YOU, IN HER GLORY & GRACEFREEDOM WAS THE GIFT THAT YOU UNSELFISHLY GAVE PAIN &DEATH WAS THE PRICE THAT YOU ULTIMATELY PAID.EVERYDAY, I GIVE MY UTMOST ADMIRATION TO THOSE WHO HADFOUGHT TO DEFEND OUR NATION.

Books:

This poem was found in the pocket of a dead marine::::::::::::::::Take a man and put him alone, put him twelve thousand miles from home. Empty his heart of all but his blood, make him live in sweat, in mud. This is the life I have to live, this the soul to the Devil I give. You have your parties and drink your beer, while young men are dying over here. Plant your signs on the White House lawn; "Lets get out of Vietnam". Use your signs and have your fun, then refuse to use a gun. There's nothing else for you to do, then I'm supposed to die for you. There is one thing that you don't know; and that's where I think you should go! I'm already here and it's too late. I've traded all my love just for hate. I'll hate you till the day I die. You made me hear my buddy cry. I saw his leg and his blood shed, then I heard them say "This one's dead". It was a large price for him to pay, to let you live another day. He had the guts to fight and die, to keep the freedom you live by. By his dying your life he buys, but who gives a DAMN if a Marine dies!

Heroes:

The mother fucker that designed that hot azz Aunt Jemimah bottle and my grandpa