Things are happening in these dark times. . . |
Do you feel it? The doom behind you? The terror lurking just out of sight? Perhaps you can smell change in the wind like burning leaves in some distant yard.&nb...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Jun 2008 00:26:00 GMT |
Poetry for people I hate. |
I don't like you. In fact, I hate you. A lot. I want to hurt you. I want to grab your nuts and rip them off. I want to then, while your mouth is wide in screams and I still have your manhood in my han...
Posted by on Thu, 17 Jan 2008 17:05:00 GMT |
This was going to be a Christmas post but..... |
I decided that Christmas is stupid and only good for giving me holiday pay, so instead I thought I'd share a random story. Enjoy, and consider this my gift* to you: The skin had spli...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Dec 2007 20:22:00 GMT |
Today was one of those |
I wake for the millionth time. Work, school, errands, it doesn't matter; I'm awake. Nothing is different. No orbs of sinister goo burrowing under my house, no blinding meteor showers, and certainly n...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Dec 2007 07:21:00 GMT |
Life news and contest. |
I've decided to have a finished script by the time I go back to school in January. Not a rough draft but a serious finished product that I'm happy with. The subject matter? Zombies, ...
Posted by on Sat, 22 Sep 2007 08:25:00 GMT |
Look Whos Evil Now |
I spent the weekend in Toronto, with the lovely Jess (Who was kind enough to put me up). We went to the Toronto Metro Zoo, watched some BSG and some Simon Pegg, and we kept passing out before we coul...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 21:48:00 GMT |
Post for a chance at getting all my zombie stuff when I die |
Not a rumor! Not a Joke! You, Sir or Madam, can win a chance to receive all of my zombie related crap when I die. In honor of the release of Resident Evil 4 for the Wii, I have decid...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 08:13:00 GMT |
Theodore Ferguson |
The following are the last words of a man I did not know. This name was Theodore Ferguson according to his driver's license. He lived at 1968 Russo Ct in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. He was dead when I m...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 21:48:00 GMT |
Get to know your historical figures! |
Grover Cleveland, 39th president, of the United States of America, put his pants (except he called them pantaloons) on one leg at a time just like anyone else. However, all his life he wanted to put h...
Posted by on Thu, 31 May 2007 21:23:00 GMT |
Hardcore Zombie Cider |
So what you are to read was a story I wrote back in 2001 for my comp 101 course. I went back over it and cleaned it up and made it presentable for this post. Please enjoy and leave comment...
Posted by on Fri, 18 May 2007 08:37:00 GMT |
