In no particular order: the bush daughters, modern day pirates, my great great great great great great grandfather's cousin's brother Ramon, usher's maid, one-armed strippers, ninjas, Olympic Curlers, Christian ventriloquists, Victor Barranco (a.k.a sam adams in a pirate suit), hugo chavez, punany poets, competitive dodgeball players, juan garcia esquivel(r.i.p), one-legged strippers, Jimmy Knepper( right after Mingus punched him in the face), scientologist hipsters, your mom