I don't work much anymore. I just spend my days reliving my glory days at Vally View Middle School. Stefanie Spillane and I were dating. Got to 3rd at the 8th grade dance. I pride myself on winning best hair contests despite my lack of hair. People have told me I have the best build. Tony Rolandelli and I fucking hit the sand traps every spring break. Kristen Hannan and Rochelle Colchico always tag along. We always drink hella brews in South Beach. Yea, my friends are fucking awesome.
