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Gosh I hate these things! I never know what to say without coming away looking like a total dork! I just finished my certification as a paralegal.. looking ever so carefully for the right job. I freelance paralegal from my home , but I've been slinging fish at a seafood restuarant for the last 10 years. I think it's just about time to hang up my apron!! I'm a total politician , a BLUE STATE GIRL.... so don't get me started.... I love to cook... never show up at a party empty handed... I love to give presents! In December, the back of my truck looks like XMAS exploded in there... Tell me a Good Joke and Don't Worry About Offending Me! I So Envy Those Who Can Pick Up a Musical Instrument and Play! Daddy Tried to Teach me the Guitar WHAT A DISASTER !!! Manual Dexterity is Certainly not my forte. I Don't Have a Creative Bone in My Body, So I Suspect I'll Never be Class Mother or Head of the PTA. If you want to be my best friend, buy me an espresso with Sambucca... Classic Gemini... one day I love it, the next day it drives me NUTS! My Ultimate Pet Peeve : Extreme Political Correctness... boy or girl ... You're Still the mailMAN ... DEAL WITH IT!!
