Until I have something witty or profound to say, I'd just like to hold your attention on the shiny ball I'm bouncing.
Name:
Birthdate:
Hometown: Toronto
Location: Ontario
Eye color: grey-blue
Hair color: a sort of light brown with reddish bits
Height: 6'
Left-handed or right-handed? right
Heritage: Part French, part Vietnam Draft dodger
Shoes worn today: moccasins
Your weakness: Beer, Kate Bush and beer.
Fears: People south of the Mason-Dixon line finding out my heritage. And clowns. Clowns are evil.
Your perfect pizza: Seaefood, including tentacles, with marinara sauce. Black olives, ricotta cheese, oregano on a proper Italian thin crust.
One goal you would like to achieve this year:
Most overused phrase on an instant messenger: haha
Your thoughts first waking up:
Your best physical feature: I have four USB ports. But you can't see them unless you buy me dinner first.
Your bedtime: I don't have one.
Your most missed memory: Visiting the museum in a rainstorm at age 5
Pepsi or Coke: RC Cola.
MacDonald's or Burger King: never touch the stuff.
Single or group dates: They aren't real dates if it's in a group.
Lipton Iced Tea or Nestea: Beer.
Chocolate or vanilla I tried a chocolate beer once. It was pretty good.
Cappuccino or coffee: coffee.
Do you smoke? yes. a lot.
Do you swear? &*@..% right I do.
Do you sing? badly
Do you shower daily? No, but that's where I sing.
Have you ever been in love? yes
Do you want to go to college? already did that
Do you want to get married? already did that
Do you believe in yourself? I am pretty sure I exist. Haven't passed a mirror lately, though.
Do you get motion sickness? no
Do you think that you are attractive? sure. In fact, I prolly think that song is about me.
Are you a health freak? I smoke, drink and never exercise. I''l live to be 100. (please ...no.)
Do you get along with your parents? sort of.
Do you like thunderstorms? yes
Do you play an instrument? no
In the past month have you drank alcohol? I'm drinking right now.
In the past month have you smoked? I just butted one out.
In the past month have you been on drugs? Just the kind the government taxes.
In the past month have you gone on a date? do ex-wives count?
In the past month have you gone to a mall? yes. By accident.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos? no
In the past month have you eaten sushi? no
In the past month have you been on stage? no
In the past month have you been dumped? no
In the past month have you gone skinny dipping? no
In the past month have you stolen anything? no
Have you ever been drunk? You haven't been paying attention, have you?
Have you ever been called a tease? no
Have you ever been beaten up? yes. I was 12.
Have you ever shoplifted? yes. I was 12. The store security caught me.
How do you want to die? In a way that a high school would be named after me
What job would you like to have when you're an adult? The one I sorta have already: getting paid to write.
What place would you most like to visit? outer space
Your best clothing style: Fall casual (like those dudes in Esquire)
How many CDs do you own? 75 or so
How many piercings do you have? piercings are unhygienic.
How many tattoos do you have? None. I don't bowl or drive a pickup either.
How many things in your past do you regret? About five that matter.
What is your favorite music genre? Art pop
What is your favorite band? Kate Bush
What is your favorite book? Dune
What is your favorite ice cream flavor? I don't like ice cream
What is your favorite movie? Too many to mention.
Do you have any special talents? I can write, cook and have a stupid psychic power that allows me to predict Simpson's episodes and where a subway train's doors will open at the station.
Do you have any pets? Had a cat for 21 years. She died. Next.
Do you have any siblings? a younger sister.
What is your favorite food? Seafood
What is your favorite car? The one that stops while I'm jaywalking.
What is your favorite game? Galaga. Best video game, ever.
In a girl...
Favorite eye color: don't really care, but green and violet are both cool.
Favorite hair color: auburn
Short or long hair: Whatever she likes is cool
Height: Taller than a Hobbit, shorter than me
Weight: bigger than a bread box and smaller than the Empire State Building
Clothing style: Isn't the goal to see them naked?
Most important feature: Intelligence and humour
Do you think anyone is attracted to you? Yes. Poor things.
Personality: self-confident
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