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Hi! My name is Jon (yes J-o-n) and I live in the strange state of New Jersey in the USA which has an outrageously expensive cost of living and equally outrageous Napoleonic complex. I work for a large beverage company and recently passed my personal training certification, something which I had planned for a few years. My taste in everything is eclectic. Sometimes mainstream, sometimes not. I know when my tastes have fallen off the radar when people scrunch up their face and look at me like I'm from a completely different spiral arm of the Milky Way Galaxy that's far too close to the intensely irradiating center core. If you have any questions about me, well ask..
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"I don't want hope. Hope is killing me. My dream is to become hopeless. When you're hopeless you don't care. And when you don't care, that indifference makes you attractive." "So, hopelessness is the key?" "It's my only hope." - George and Jerry, in "The Fix-Up"
THE SURVEYS!!
1. What color are your kitchen plates? Pale blue rims, with flowers in the middle. How pretty.
2. What book are you reading now? Updated: currently none
3. What or who is on your mouse pad? A beautiful blue ocean and sandy beach.
4. What's your favorite board game? Hitting people with a 2x4...J/K people! Hehe Get it? "Board" game? *sigh*
5. Favorite magazine? Planet Muscle, Wired, Computer Shopper, Discover, Popular Science
6. Baked Goods? Baked bad? Oh this is not word association? MY bad..
7. Least favorite smell? Garbage trucks. My cat litter box in the morning.
8. What's the first thing you think of in the morning? How my body is stiff as a board from moving around all the time.
9. Favorite color? Green, then blue
10. Least favorite color? To paraphrase Lennon: All I am saying...is give all colors a chance.
11. How many rings before you answer the phone? I let it ring till I find out who it is. Then I ignore them anyway.
12. Future children's names? Neo. Neoette
13. What is your sign and birthday? Gemini I think.
14. Do you eat the stems of broccoli? I eat it all.
15. If you could have any job what would it be? I'd work for ILM!
16. If you could have any color hair what would it be? I currently vary between 3 hair colors already! How many more do I need? Blonde(most of the time); Brown, my natural, boring haircolor, and last but not least, skin color...its thinning!
17. Is the glass half full or half empty? Half full..but I am thirsty, so not for long. Snapple anyone?
18. Favorite movie? Blade Runner, Matrix
19. Do you type with the right fingers on the keys? I also type with some left fingers too. hehehe
20. What's under your bed? The last people who crossed me!! Mostly dust really..
21. What is your favorite number? 4. 444,444,444 is even better.
22. What is your single biggest fear? Heights! They're just really tall.
23. Favorite CD? God almighty. Let's see: The Cure: "Disintegration". New Order: "Substance". I don't collect CDs anymore. Ah the wonders of technology!
24. Favorite TV show? Star Treks, any of them.
25. Ketchup or mustard? The really good dark mustard with seeds.
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Whats your full name? Jordan Knight
What color is your hair? 33 delicious colors to choose from!
What color are your eyes? bluish gray
Are you in high school? Not for 18 yrs
Have a crush? Whats his/her name? Yes, Monica Brant
Have you ever comitted a crime? Yes
How many people have you kissed? 38 women, 3 men, 2 llamas, assorted felines
Are you a vigin?
Have you ever been in love? What was his/her name? Yes twice, Mohna and Trish
How many bestfriends do you have? Doesn't "best" preclude more than one?
What are their names? Look them up in the phone book
Do you have a boyfriend? What is his/her name? Harold
HaVe YoU eVeR.....
Commited a crime? Second time?
Cheated on somebody? In Monopoly
Been Cheated on? Not really
Made out in a elevator? Duh
Been in a fist fight? too many
Skipped school? no actually
Snuck out of the house? yes
Lied to your bestfriend? yes
Been arrested? no
Smoke a ciggerette? no
Drank alcohol? yes
Stole your parents car? no
Kissed your crush? no
Kissed a member of the same sex? only family
Done anything bad in your parents bed? um...yeah
Lied to your parents? yes
iN tHe LaSt wEeK HaVe YoU...
been on a date? with my wife
Made out with Somebody? with my wife
Snuck out? with my wife
Lied to somebody? with my wife
Smoked a ciggerette? no
Got drunk? nope
talked on the phone for more than 3 hours? Holy shit, I don't have that attention span anymore
seen somebody naked? yes
Cussed somebody out? yes
Hit somebody? with a sledgehammer
Danced? No
sang? yes
Been swimming? No, this is Jersey in early March
Rode in a car? yes
RaNdOm QuEsTiOnS
Do you like making out? hell yes
What is your screen name? which one, I've had many
What are you doing this weekend? working, resting, editing webpages
What are you wearing right now? cargo pants, button down shirt
When was the last time you went shopping? yesterday
Who do you hate? Life is too short for hate. There are people I wish didn't exist...
Who do you Love? My family and my wife
Are you in love? yes
What is th most nasty thing you've done? in what context?
Who is your BEST kisser? 2nd best? I can't remember them all! Trish is great!
What is something you regret? Kissing llamas
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jon
Birthday: sometime in the last century
Birthplace: somewhere in the last century
Current Location: the new century in NJ
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: 3 delicious flavors to choose from
Height: 6 feet tall, larger than a bread box!
Right Handed or Left Handed: I can kung fu with both!
Your Heritage: Swedish/Mexican.....but actually Italian/Swiss/French
The Shoes You Wore Today: my "athletic shoes"
Your Weakness: food if I am not careful food when I am careful
Your Fears: heights, and low places, whichever comes first
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: climbing a mountain in my athletic shoes in Italy hoping my eye color is noticed!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: What up Dawg!! No wait, that's the idiot on American Idol...
Thoughts First Waking Up:
Your Best Physical Feature: My piercing stare...so I guess my eyeballs. I look cute in socks I am told..
Your Bedtime: whenever the cows come home.
Your Most Missed Memory: when the cows left
Pepsi or Coke: Snapple and Powerade
MacDonalds or Burger King: Arby's
Single or Group Dates: single but I'm good in groups
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: snapple
Chocolate or Vanilla: I don't need to gain weight!
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee
Do you Smoke: only when I dance.....and because I was set on fire due to my lack of dancing ability.
Do you Swear: I swear I do!!
Do you Sing: When I swear!
Do you Shower Daily: YES! And I use the sinl between showers too.
Have you Been in Love: 3 times, you know who you are
Do you want to go to College: I'm older than dirt.
Do you want to get Married: I already fucked up!! J/K sweetie!
Do you belive in yourself: I have firmly established my existence in my reality...all other views are welcome.
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: sometimes
Are you a Health Freak: freaky as I wanna be
Do you get along with your Parents: yes, parent
Do you play an Instrument: the kazoo...badly
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: no
&..39;In the past month have you Smoked:' no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: hell no
In the past month have you been on Stage: All the world's a stage
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: yes, many times
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: glances
Ever been Drunk: no
Ever been called a Tease: yes, many times
Ever been Beaten up: nope
Ever Shoplifted: nope
How do you want to Die: shoplifting
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A kid
What country would you most like to Visit: Mars
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: green/hazel/blue but the person is more important
Favourite Hair Color: any color but I have a recent, purely aesthetic interest in redheads.
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: 5' to 6'
Weight: well let's check the old BMI shall we? Go to the scale!
Best Clothing Style: neat and cute but flamboyant can be good as well
Number of Drugs I have taken: not many
Number of CDs I own: many
Number of Piercings: none and let's keep it that way shall we?
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 17
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