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Cars, Football, My Boys Brandon, Brian, Wyatt, Josh, TJ, Troy, BJ, BJ, Smoke, Adam, Adrienne, Scott, Smokin, Drinkin, Partyin, chillin with my peeps, meeting new people as long as they're not full of shit
Dave Chapelle, Peter Griffin
Anything and everything from classical to rap to rock to country i mean everything!! Rascal Flatts, Brad Paisley, Kenny Chesney, Something Corporate, Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Flyleaf, Buckcherry, really just too many to nameI got this pleasant view late night working avenue, never had a chance to love you never want to see you cry Thank God it's quitting time fuck me harder kill the lights, never had a chance to love you never want to see you cry, never had a chance to love you hard cock nasty mind Take off your clothes and shut the door, pornographic monster on the floor, that's what you like I'll come some more, don't you know we fuck for money I'm a big dick motherfucking porno star In my face on top again a dead lay lover never wins, never had a chance to love you never want to see you cry The best fuck you'll ever have a good job from a working man, never had a chance to love you never want to see you cry, never had a chance to love you hard cock suicide
Mostly Comedies and Horrors and apparently stoner movies even though i can't indulge anymore :( . I occasionly will do a little action and/or fantasy but not much. Doc Hollywood, Up in Smoke, Dazed and Confused, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, The Exorcist, BIG LEBOWSKI, Amittyville Horror, and the Untold Story of Stewie Griffin
Simpsons, Family Guy, Boondocks, Futurama, Spongebob, I can't really watch a lot of real people acting cause its just not that great to me but i will if those shows aren't on
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The COMPLETE About me survey!
THE BASICS
Name: Jay
Gender: Male
Age: 23
Screen Name: twiztid1ne
Birthday: 1/20/84
Race: white boy
School/Grade: graduated in '02 from matoaca hs
Job: Car Salesman
Status: single
Hometown: dinwiddie va
Current Town: matoaca va
Parents Still Together?: nope
Siblings: 1 sister that i know of bridget 2 half brothers kyle and steve
Pets: 2 cats cubby and cricket soon to be one dog
Smoker: can't live without em
Drinker: alcoholic
Virgin: nope
Orientation: straight outta compton
Drugs: yes please
APPEARANCE
Hair Color: black
Is It Dyed?: sometimes soon hopefully
Eye Color: brown
Height: 6'3
Style: whatever is clean i wear...
Glasses/Contacts/None?: glasses for now contacts sometime when i can get some money
Freckles: hell naw
Body Type: mildly overweight workin on that :)
Shoe Size: 13
Piercings: two in the left ear on in the tongue
Want More?: maybe my lip
Tattoos?: 4 of em
Want More?: ADDICTIVE MUCH!!!!
Braces?: my teeth crooked as shit lol
Overall Best Feature:: my superior charm
Overall Worst Feature:: abs
Do you get most of your traits from mom or dad?: dad
LIKES/DISLIKES
Favorite Color: depends on what the color is representing
Worst Color: not a fan of purple
Favorite Number: 13
Favorite Animal: liger
Least Favorite Animal: PIDERS
Favorite Flower: roses
Favorite Food: don't really know
Worst Food: no fuckin tomatoes
Favorite Junk Food: ice cream
Worst Junk Food: cookies
Favorite Restaraunt: Tops China
Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: green mint chocolate chip
Favorite Candy: reeses cups
Favorite Alcoholic Drink: NATTY LIGHT!!!!!!!!
Favorite NON Alcoholic Drink: Sweet Tea
Worst Alcoholic Drink: Vodka by far
Worst NON Alcoholic Drink: V8 veggie juice
Favorite Genre of Music: I dont' really have one country or rock are my preferred tho
Worst Genre: r&b for the most part
Favorite Band/Artist: AC/DC
Worst Band/Artist: BEYONCE!!
Favorite Song: whiskey bent and hellbound by Hank Jr.
Worst Song: Irreplaceable
Favorite Radio Station: y101 k95 931 the wolf 1021 the x
Favorite Book: Green Mile
Worst Book: don't really know
Favorite Type of Movie: Comedies
Worst Type of Movie: Dramas
Favorite Movie: Fools Rush In lol
Worst Movie Ever: Star Wars
Favorite TV Show: Simpsons
Wost TV Show: Smallville
Favorite Season of the Year: Spring
Worst Season: Winter
Best Friend: Brandon, BJ, Wyatt, Adam, Lindsay, Adrienne, Erikah
Worst Enemy: too many to name plus i can't give away my secrets
Favorite Day of the Week: Saturday
Least Favorite Day of the Week: Tuesday
Favorite Sport: Drag Racing
Sport You Hate: BASKET FUCKING BALL
One thing you cant get enough of: not too hard to figure out i'm a guy
One thing you hate more than anything: The common cold
LOVE LIFE
Are You Single?: sure
If not, who is your bf/gf?: n/a
How Long Have You Been Together?: n/a
If You're Single, Do you Like It?: so far its not horrible
Do You Have a Crush On Anyone Right Now?: yep
First Kiss: brandy
Ever Kiss in the Rain?: few nights in my driveway
In a Movie Theater?: actually no
Underwater?: nope lol
First Love: Erikah
Have you ever Cheated on Anyone?: Nope
Been Cheated on?: yep
Used Someone?: sure have
Been used?: probably
Lied to your bf/gf?: yeah
Ever Made out With Just a Friend?: lol yep
Ever Had Sex With Just a Friend?: yeah
Are You a Tease?: i try not to be i just try and cut that shit out and go straight for the gold
Do you Flirt a Lot?: yep
Longest Relationship: 2 and a half years
Shortest: a few days
Have you Ever Gotten a Poem?: nah
Ever Get Flowers?: yeah
Sweetest Thing You've Ever Gotten: my 21st birthday present
Do you Like Valentine's Day or Sweetest Day?: sure
Do you Believe in Love at First Sight?: you fall in love with way too many people that way
Do you Believe in "The One"?: yes i do
Do you Fall in Love Fast?: very
Are you a Player?: not that i know of
Would you ever Hook Up With Someone of the Same sex?: ummm....fuck no!
Have You ever Kissed 2 People in One Day?: yep
Kissed 2 People At One Time?: lol yep
Had Sex with 2 People in One day?: oh yeah
Had sex with 2+ People at One Time?: fuckin a right
Ever cried over someone of the opposite sex?: sure have
Ever Been Dumped?: a few times
Ever dumped someone?: yeah
Ever been rejected?: all the time
Do you have a lot of ex's?: not really
Are you a slut?: i wish
Ever been called one?: jokingly i'm sure
Ever dated someone more than once?: yeah
Do you ever make the first move?: i have to and it sucks
Double dates or single?: depends on the locale
Do you want to get married?: sure do
OPPOSITE SEX (what you're attracted to)
Hair Color: it don't matter
Short or long?: long
Eye color?: green is hot but i am not picky brown is very sexy too
Style: be yourself don't base you off whats popular
Age: 18-90
Height: not taller than me it would freak me out
Weight: try and keep it under 300
Muscular or skinny?: skinny...i have no muscle and i don't wanna get my ass beat
Boxers or Breifs?: imma go with thongs or boyshorts
Do you care about looks?: i'm shallow so yeah thats your first impression
OTHER QUESTIONS
Can you drive?: very well
Do you have a car?: yes i do
Do you have a cell phone?: a few of em
Are you online a lot?: not really
Do you like gay/bi people?: do what you do just don't push it on me
Can you speak another language?: fluent in english bits and pieces of spanish and french
Do you do well in school?: if i tried i did
Do you collect anything?: not really
Have an obsession?: my car
Do you hate yourself?: sometimes
Ever smile for no reason?: all the time
Talk to yourself?: i'm like the coolest person i know so why wouldn't i
Do you have any regrets?: more than i care to speak of
Believe in magick?: i don't know what magick is
Do you support gay marriage?: its whatever
Sex before marriage?: a must gotta test the equipment before you buy it
Do you trust people easily?: not in the least bit
Forgive easily?: nope
Do you have a secret no one knows?: a few
Do you get along with your parents?: hell yeah they're great
What about other people?: my friends most of the time
How do you vent your anger?: i hold it in then explode later
Do you like George Bush?: he don't bother me
Goal Before you die?: to be successful in whatever i do
Biggest Fear: failure
Beggest Weakness: a pretty face
Do you play an instrument?: guitar, a little drums piano bass
What do you want to be when you grow up?: i have not a clue
PERSONALITY TRAITS
Are you...
A bitch?: i can be
A daydreamer?: yep
Shy?: at first
Talkative?: very
Energetic?: depends on the night before
Happy?: most of the time
Depressed?: i try not to let shit get me down
Funny?: i am fuckin hilarious
Slutty?: i try my best
Boring?: hell no
Mean?: yep and i love it
Nice?: to strangers
Caring?: i can be
Trustworthy?: thats my best trait
Confident?: all i can be
Friendly?: sure
Smart?: very
Sarcastic?: no...yes
Dependable?: i guess
Quiet?: not in the least
Weird?: nope
Adaptable?: i don't like to be
Strong (emotionally)?: for the most part
Strong (physically)?: i'm like the terminator
Mature?: when the need arises
Logical?: i analyize everything
Religious?: nope
Modest?: depends on the subject
Indesicive?: all the time
Sympathetic?: you reap what you sow
Polite?: yep
Creative?: sure
Fun to be around?: i fuckin rock
Loveable?: ask anybody i'm irresistable
Easily Amused?: no
Outgoing?: yep
Daring?: i have my moments
Clumsy?: once again i have my moments
Nosy?: if the subject is me then yes
Lazy?: occasionally
Scary?: nope
Optimistic?: sure
Persuasive?: i can sell a snow cone to an eskimo
A good listener?: i'm all ears
Curious?: sometimes too curious
Determined?: about some things
Determined?: you just asked me that
Artistic?: not really
Honest?: unless its something that doesn't need to be known then yes
Respectful?: i try
Concieted?: nope i know i'm the shit i don't have to remind myself
Cocky?: i'm not cocky i'm confident and if you tell me i'm the best its a compliment
Controlling?: i am the alpha male
Playful?: very
Easygoing?: i don't give a fuck what you do
Carefree?: sometimes
Hot Headed?: not really
Serious?: hell no
Thoughtful?: insightful
Considerate?: i hold the door for bitches all the time lol
Stubborn?: very much so
Romantic?: of course
Ambitious?: why not
Jealous?: about my girlfriends very
Insecure?: if i need to be
Obsessive?: nah
Attentive?: what was the question
Helpful?: fuck that do it yourself
Punctual?: i'm fuckin late for work tomorrow morning already
Rational?: i am very unbiased
Sincere?: oh very much so
Tolerant?: depends on what subject
GOODBYE
Did you enjoy this survey?: sure
Was it too long?: much too long
Do you think it contained just about everything?: for the most part
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