About Me
Lollipops Turn Into Cigarettes. The Innocent Ones Turn Into Sluts. Home Work Goes In The Trash. Mobile Phones Are Being Used In Class. Detention Becomes Suspension. Soda Becomes Vodka. Undies Turn Into G-Strings. Kisses Turn Into Sex. Remember When Getting High Meant Swinging On The Playground? When Protection Meant Wearing A Helmet? When The Worst Things You Could Get From Guys Were Cooties? The Only Drug You Knew Was Cough Medicine. Wearing A Skirt Didn’t Make You A Slut. The Only Things That Hurt You Were Skinned Knees And Goodbyes Only Meant Until Tomorrow? And All We Wanted To Do, Was Grow Up. and now the best for all of us would be to go back to when we were 5
hey my names Kelsey Josephine Roberts :)
Get to know me
I’m famous & sweet at life
You will love me I guarantee it
I am overly nice and it makes it easy for people to hurt me
I trust people to quickly and give them my all
I never do things 50% always 110%
So be nice and don’t hurt me PLEASE
LIKES:
I’m Italian
I like to have fun
chocolate chip cookie dough and black raspberry chocolate chip ice-cream from graters is the best
holding hands.
cuddling
night walks on the beach.
laying on a boat dock starring at the stars
Working out
Music
love to party
Having a good time
I love to watch movies
I don’t do anything without my Ipod
I am kinda heartbroken so I am very emotional...
I'm obsessed with texting so hit me up
I talk a lot and loud some people get annoyed by it but its who I am
I’m a sophomore and I’m 16
I call everyone babe, Hun, sweetie, ect. sorry its just a habit
I am a huge flirt and cant wait till I find that one guy that I can say those three special words to and hear them back.
I want that guy I can talk to 24/7 about anything and just
laugh cry and live for every day
I love talking on the phone all night about anything and everything
I don’t and cant sleep alone
I make my friends sleep with me on the phone
I’m always on my phone
I maybe sleep by myself once a week every other night one of my friends sleeps with me on the phone sorry its who I am I get lonely easily but if u wanna sleep with me haha I’m probably the easiest person to get to say yes [btw people I’m joking I’m not talking about s…e…x… I truly sleep on the phone with people all my friends]
I also hate drama and I wont deal with it I am a pretty easy person to talk to and get along with so unless you are a complete jerk you probably won't piss me off and I will like you
I love meeting new people so message me
so lets talk cuties <3My age may tell you different, but I'm still just a little kid. I take naps religiously, fall asleep to Disney channel, color outside the lines, and am easily distracted. I like writing stories about strange things and making up jokes that make no sense. I'm weird and fun and really kind of lame, but I like it that way. I enjoy embarrassing myself and screaming obscenities. I suck at video games and first impressions. I have generalized anxiety disorder and it sometimes makes me nervous and fidgety. I spend my money way too fast on things I don't really need and I'll probably never grow up. I have an odd vocabulary and a unique way of doing things that only I would understand. No matter what I'm doing, it all comes down to just wanting to have fun. I'm extremely picky about the smallest of things. I'll probably win the argument, I always do. It is nearly impossible to keep me from getting jealous. I fall too fast too quickly. If you can make me laugh, we'll be great friends. If you ask me how my day went I'll tell you every little detail down to how many times I went pee. I change clothes around five to seven times a day because I'm weird. I'm also incredibly blunt and if you ask me something I'll be brutally honest. I hate being on a schedule and having a set time for everything I need to do which is why I'm constantly changing direction. Life is greaaaaaat and I've never been happier, but there's something missing, and I have yet to figure out what it is.I'm all about: sitting on the kitchen floor laughing about nothing with my best friend, going for rides in the car and screaming the lyrics to the song that's playing out the window at random people, running on the beach in the really soft sand until I fall, making up really lame stories about how certain objects got their name, listening to my iPod until I fall asleep and then waking up in the morning with it still playing, making friends with strangers that I meet in target, pretending that I’m better at singing then I really am, attempting to draw really cool stuff and then getting frustrated when I can't, reading post secret every Sunday, laughing until I can't talk and my stomach hurts really bad, stealing the drinks and taking shots in the bathroom, stealing other peoples blankets because we're freezing with no place to sleep, being with my best friend 24/7, going to shows when I don't even know what band is playing, going to work after only two hours of sleep with a massive hangover, staying up all night because 'sleep is a waste of time', playing with the hand dryers that make huge ripples in your skin, roasting mini marshmellows over a candle flame, chasing after the cows until we pet one, screaming at the top of my lungs whenever a country song comes on because I love it that much, going for secret walks to get away from people, making pizza rolls every single time I’m over at Taylors, listening to people talk about what their passionate about even if it doesn't make any sense to me, talking on the phone with Tyler and Sean for hours on end, making funny faces at the cars next to me at red lights, playing Mario party all night, humming until someone asks what I’m doing, seeing how long it takes for someone to notice me staring at them, going for drives to no where during the middle of the night, playing video games even though I’m horrible at them, making up games and then changing the rules halfway through, trying to find someone to take me to the zoo because I’m obsessed with the monkeys, making lists of people that we're allowed to 'gun', doing tongue twisters, having ice cream fights, playing the penis game, finding out people's secrets without them telling me, trespassing, going hot tubing at 2 in the morning, playing would you rather and guess who until we fall asleep, staying up for hours on end trying to learn new songs on piano, sitting in Barnes and noble reading where's Waldo and I spy books, laughing at little kids that talk to themselves, making friends with motorcyclists, using blistex religiously, IMing Taylor when she's in the same room as me, meeting new people, making dirty jokes that other people don't understand, driving around in circles, going to bonfires in the field, wishing at 11:11 and 12:34, making fun of the referees until they just walk away, eating on 'the hill', hardcore dancing to soft-core music, making the semi-truck drivers honk their horns, climbing trees and then getting stuck and having people take pictures of me instead of helping me down, driving to seven thousand different gas stations until we find one with the good pop tarts, laying in the driveway watching the clouds during the day, and the stars at night, reading an entire book in one sitting, attempting to find a boy that will do all these things with me, living life the way I want without other people's input interfering.
