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Angie

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About Me

I'm Angie Heizer (originally Chrisman). I was born in Aurora, Indiana and went to South Dearborn and Thomas More. Now I live in Florence, Kentucky. I married Russ Heizer in 2002 (god, I'm old). He works at the local Budweiser distributor. I'm working at the University of Cincinnati right now in the OB/GYN department, researching placentas/preeclampsia/obesity etc. I have two little girls - Quinn is 4 and Zoey turned 1 in April, and they're both adorable and crazy funny. I'm slightly obsessed with celeb gossip nonsense (as you can tell if you read my blogs), but it's what I like, so suck it. I have great friends and family, and very little time anymore, but I always seem to make time for my horrible addiction called myspace.

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My Interests

Playing with my daughters, TV, movies, listening to music, reading. Watching the many sports my husbands insists on watching - football (go Bengals), baseball (go Reds), Ultimate Fighter (Go Rich Franklin, Jorge Gurgel and Marcus Davis), college football (go Bearcats - I know, they're not great, but I work there, give me a break - wait, is my husband looking? O-H-I-O), college basketball (I refuse to root for the Bearcats for firing Huggins (fucking Nancy Zimpher), so I'll root for West Virginia!). Any more sports than that, I cannot take (although I have caught Russ watching championship darts before). I'm able to sit through his drag racing obsession, mainly when I have a good book.

I'd like to meet:


Music:

Coldplay, Queen, Lily Allen, Mika, Amy Winehouse, Sugarland, Taylor Swift, Led Zeppelin, Keith Urban, DMB of course, The Who, The Cure, The Clash, Pat Benatar, Bonnie Raitt, Fiona Apple, Robin Thicke, John Legend, Bob Marley, The Stones, Kanye, Mellencamp, Waylon, Shooter, Cash, Willie, Blondie, Dashboard Confessional, Etta James, Miles, Heart, Matisyahu, P-funk, The Smiths, She Wants Revenge, Really old school Prince, and really new school Prince (forget any period where he was a symbol), Sublime, Timbaland, Von Bondies, and so many others, I can't even list them all.

Movies:

Any Kevin Smith movie (Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, Jay & Silent Bob...even Jersey Girl-hey I think I can see some redeeming qualities).Shaun of the Dead and Hot Fuzz. Rocky Horror Picture Show, Austin Powers trilogy, John Waters movies, Drop Dead Gorgeous (even though I detest Kirsten Dunst), Knocked Up, Grosse Pointe Blank (Any movie with John Cusack and the PIV), Saved, Freeway, There's Something About Mary, Novocaine. Any movie that has a combination of Ben Stiller, the Wilson brothers, Vince Vaughn, Steve Carell.Also a big fan (shamefully) of teen movies.I tend to be a trivia nerd, too, so if you can't think of who was in that movie with that one guy, I'm your girl.

Television:

I LOVE LOVE LOVE Pushing Daisies (it's brilliant). Love Private Practice and Grey's Anatomy. Finally got Russ to watch the best show on television in my opinion - How I Met Your Mother. It's legen....wait for it.....dary. Seinfeld, Sex & the City, Chapelle's Show, Bewitched, I Love Lucy, Dick Van Dyke, Mary Tyler Moore, Gossip Girl, Samantha Who, Reno 911, All those horrible Vh1 shows (Rock of Love, Scott Baio is whatever he is right now, Celebrity Rehab, I Love New York, etc), South Park, Top Chef, Project Runway, Real World, Big Brother, Survivor (can you tell I'm a fan of reality TV?). I want to see a bunch of other shows on DVD that I missed the first few episodes: Scrubs, Lost, Alias, Monk.

Books:

I read all the time. Favorite authors are Patricia Cornwell and Janet Evanovich. Really like MaryJanice Davidson, too. I have to be reading constantly, so I always go to the library and just pick out books that look interesting, despite their genre or their author. Of course I've also read all of the Harry Potters. I think I'm getting out of my classic book phase right now, but I've read most of them.

Heroes:

My Uncle Gary was amazingly funny and fought in Vietnam and was the chief of police in Aurora for years. If I got a fraction of his wit, I'm proud of it. I loved my Gran so much (she used to say we were two peas in a pod and the only optimists in the whole family). I admire her for raising my uncle who had Down's Syndrome (despite him repeatedly locking her in the bathroom). I guess I just admire people who follow their heart and do what they think is right, and I try to do the same.Oh, and people who are not completely and utterly fake (I hate hypocrites and try to keep myself away from them or they'll bring me down).Sometimes, I'm proud of myself, too - like when I won't let people ignore my children or I won't let people speak to me with a bitchy tone. Or when my kids are perfectly behaved in a sea of brats.

My Blog

Curious...

1.  I saw a truck this morning for Buckeye Linen Service.             If you're named something involving Buckeyes, shouldn't your truck be painted red instead of t...
Posted by Angie on Wed, 02 Jul 2008 09:00:00 PST

I’m sleepy....

I figured I'd let you guys know what's going on with me.  So about six weeks ago, my chronic bronchitis flared up, and I was super tired.  So I went to the doctor June 2, and he gave me hell...
Posted by Angie on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 01:56:00 PST

399,993 to 7.

George Carlin died yesterday of heart failure. At my age, some might figure I might not be familiar with George Carlin, but I love all the Kevin Smith movies (he was the one redeeming quality of Jers...
Posted by Angie on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 01:49:00 PST

My first time....

I'm totally biting Us Weekly and reposting their shit here, but I found this so entertaining,  I had to steal it.    Celebrities' first time on the red carpet.  Enjoy. Gwyneth Pal...
Posted by Angie on Fri, 20 Jun 2008 08:15:00 PST

New Spears baby, y’all!

So I posted this before, but fucking Myspace Tom has to change everything, and so Myspace froze, losing my brilliant blog, and instead you're getting this knockoff repeat blog.  I've gotten a sna...
Posted by Angie on Thu, 19 Jun 2008 12:08:00 PST

Derek does drag

Is it sad that some dude named Derek looks more like Britney Spears than Britney Spears does?   Check it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0yS8zni7iY...
Posted by Angie on Thu, 19 Jun 2008 12:59:00 PST

Close your legs, bitches.

So, this story is in Time Magazine this week.  It really upsets me, not so much that teenage girls are having babies.  Granted, it's a little fucked up, and I feel bad for them - they should...
Posted by Angie on Thu, 19 Jun 2008 12:40:00 PST

I almost bought a completely superfluous bottle of cough syrup. That’s six bucks.

A lot of you have been asking me to let them know how The Happening was the other night.  I am not one for movie reviews.  I prefer to review the people's lives who are in said movies...
Posted by Angie on Mon, 16 Jun 2008 01:06:00 PST

Schooling you one blog at a time.

More tidbits for your purveyance.   1.  Ever since my friend Susan told me about the FedEx symbol, I have to think about it every time I see it.  There's an arrow between the E and the ...
Posted by Angie on Wed, 11 Jun 2008 12:21:00 PST

Dropping the knowledge....

Some tidbits (doesn't that word seem dirty?).   1.  The new building in the medical science complex at UC was built by a bunch of pervs (I'm including you in this, Jason Largent).  All ...
Posted by Angie on Mon, 09 Jun 2008 11:28:00 PST