About Me
WELL HELLO, HELLO! I'M WHAT YOU'DE CALL A REAL "LADIES MAN". I LOVE THE LADIES AND ALL THE LADIES LOVE ME. MY NAME IS ROY CROTCHROT FROM WEST VIRGIA AND BESIDES THE LADIES I ALSO LOVE METAL! I MEAN REAL METAL LIKE, CINDERELLA, WASP, DEF LEPPARD, MOTLEY CRUE, POISON, WINGER, WHITE LION, WARRANT, BULLET BOYS, TESLA, RATT, FASTER PUSSYCAT, SLAUGHTER, MR. BIG, ENUFF Z NUFF, AUTOGRAPH, KEEL, DANGEROUS TOYS! I'M A GREAT PERSON, I ROCK HARD, PARTY HARD AND THE LADIES LOVE ME! METAL TILL DEATH AND BEYOND!I ALSO PLAY THE BANJO AND THE ACCORDION. I WANT TO START A METAL BAND AND INCORPORATE THESE INSTRUMENTS. THE NAME OF MY BAND WILL BE "PANTYSNIFF". I'M NOW LOOKING FOR A DRUMMER, BASS AND GUITARIST IN THE WEST VIRGIA AREA.
