note to friend / note to self |
Hey Jon,Sorry, but it turns out that I won't be able to make it to the movie this Friday because I'm under contract with Sigma Ki to develop a proprietary allusion to sex for exclusive use by their or... Posted by on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 22:21:00 GMT |
all in a day's work: |
Hey every last one of you. I know it's been a while. I think it would be awkward for me not to make mention of that in some way. I don't have an explanation for you. Since we last spoke I have moved, ... Posted by on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 22:14:00 GMT |
it's all right, because |
This morning I got out of the alleyway that opens up on Santa Monica just in time to see two #1 buses, following each other in close procession, clear the light at Sawtelle and disappear into the shad... Posted by on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 01:18:00 GMT |
Local boy Karamigios bids "eve'nin" to homeless man, briefly makes eye contact |
It was as I was walking home from Westwood after inspecting a possible place to live after the situation that I'm in now dissolves at the end of the month. Good fucking riddance, too. Not towards the ... Posted by on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 21:52:00 GMT |
If we don't handle this right, we're gonna all get murdered. |
The only rating I want to hear about when it comes to first-person shooters based on World War II is how many veterans, out of ten, began to shake, uncontrollably sweat, palpitate, and eventually ... Posted by on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 02:39:00 GMT |
Oh my god, you guys... |
lets do one moment of silence and then one punchy one-liner. Posted by on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 23:13:00 GMT |
Something for Everyone |
There have been times where I've been looking at kind of weird porno on my computer and wondered if a hacker somewhere has managed to install some virus on it that's letting him watch my screen, and a... Posted by on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 07:47:00 GMT |
I cannot BELIEVE that the whole world did not hear about this |
I preface this by assuring you that it is real. I did not make this up. In fact I am extremely angry that it was not my idea.
"In anticipation of the reentry of the Mir space station in 20... Posted by on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 15:51:00 GMT |
Who the fuck is Amy Wallace? |
Did anyone tell her that going to UC Irvine is totally going to suck? I drove through there once accidentally trying to get to a high school job interview and I thought that I had gotten lost in... Posted by on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 10:38:00 GMT |
An idea for terrorism |
bomb in a baby's diaper
(I'm still on the baby kick it seems) Posted by on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 15:00:00 GMT |