John[fxcking]Wood - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Well my name is john wood. and i find it really hard for me to describe myself. i have alot of friends and i love them to death. i love music, and im a sucker for anything acoustic. but most of the time you will find me listening to rock. im deathly scared of spiders, snakes, lizards, frogs, anything of that sort. people tell me that im funny, so therefore i take their word for it. i love playing my guitar. its my passion, and people tell me that im pretty good. im graduated but im not sure if i want to go to college or not, and im also not sure what i want to do with my life. im very opinionated. im a very loud person. i dont know why. i smoke. i like just goin over to peoples houses and hanging out instead of going to clubs or whatever. i LOVE my family. i LOVE my friends. im a football and basketball fanatic. The COWBOYS are my favorite football team. the HORNETS are my faorite basketball team. Zombie Movies are my crack. And i tend to quote movies alot, mostly anchorman. uh, i get brored really easily. i only have one best friend, and that is kassie cole. she is the coolest muthafucka evah. oh,and i tend to cuss alot, so if u dont like that im sorry. so yea, thats me in a nutshell.

My Interests

My guitar.If im not doing anything else, 9 times out of 10 im playing my guitar. I also like to make people laugh. and i love the New Orleans Hornets

I'd like to meet:

Lil Wayne is about the coolest muthafucka ever. Chris Paul, and David West from the New Orleans Hornets. Stephen Colbert, Will Ferrell, John C. McGinley, Zakk Wylde, Slash, Brody Dalle, Christina Scabbia from Lacuna coil, the chick from paramore, and Kelly Clarkson...shes sooo fucking hot

Music:

rock
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Movies:

Movies that scare me or make me laugh

Television:

The Colbert Report
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Nip/Tuck
Rescue Me
South Park
Mind of Mencia
Reno 911!
Heroes
Family guy
American Dad
Masters of Horror
Scrubs!!!
basically anything thats funny, scary, or just plain AWESOME

Heroes:

Stephen Colbert, and Will Ferrell, and John C. McGinley

My Blog

I think ive found a place id like to move to

this little town called ingleside. its like 30 minutes away from corpus. theres beaches everywhere, the fishing is pretty good. lots of good looking mexican girls. idk, im just ready to move out of th...
Posted by John[fxcking]Wood on Tue, 18 Mar 2008 10:03:00 PST

soco amaretto lime....best song from brand new in my opinion

Passed out on the overpass Sunday best and broken glass Broken down from the bikes and bars Suspended like spirits over speeding cars You and me were kings over the parkway tonight And tonight will go...
Posted by John[fxcking]Wood on Tue, 15 Jan 2008 11:28:00 PST

FUCK YES!!!!!!!

gh3 comes out in october. and they have slash as a character. can anyone say HELL MOTHERFUCKING YES!!!!! im excited. lol. i feel like a nerd. excited about a video game. lol. does that make me a loser...
Posted by John[fxcking]Wood on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 09:31:00 PST

Graduated...

so yea, to all those dumb fucks who said i couldnt do it or that didnt think that i was going to, heres to ya: FUCK YOU!!!! i guess this means i can say what i want to about this shithole called spurg...
Posted by John[fxcking]Wood on Sun, 27 May 2007 12:04:00 PST

So i just watched....

The Brave Little Toaster. and if youve never seen it you need to. Like when i was little that was one of my favorite movies. But have you ever watched a movie that you liked when you were younger, aft...
Posted by John[fxcking]Wood on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 03:22:00 PST

Jacked on Green Beers....another fucking awesome song!!!!

It's been a long time since I've been close to you. It's been a long time since I've been sad. It's been awhile since I've really spent time with you. Wish I could take back the times that I had. The ...
Posted by John[fxcking]Wood on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 11:25:00 PST

Baby, Im an anarchist....fucking great song!!!

Through the best of times,Through the worst of times,Through Nixon and through Bush,Do you remember '36?We went our seperate ways.You fought for Stalin.I fought for freedom.You believe in authority.I ...
Posted by John[fxcking]Wood on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 11:20:00 PST

Being sick sucks ass!!!!!

Ive been sick goin on little over a week now and im fucking tired of it. I wanna go do something, but im sooooo damn tired. im ready for it to be over with......it blows big time. I only went 2 school...
Posted by John[fxcking]Wood on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 05:35:00 PST

Last night was.....

absolutley fucking fantastic....to start things of amy wanted 2 go shopping, and so we did...it was fun...then we went and saw The number 23...fucking amazing movie....then we went to hooters...all th...
Posted by John[fxcking]Wood on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 12:52:00 PST

Being single on valentines day doesnt always suck...heres why...

i got to hang out with the girl who i would marry if she wasnt already married(Staci)...and thats the first time ive gotten to talk to her in forever......i also hung out with amy, she has officially ...
Posted by John[fxcking]Wood on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 08:59:00 PST