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Spansh Pantalones

ryanlagman

About Me

Okay, I should be thanking 11 for bringing me back to this stink hole called myspace. I originally deleted my profile to get away frum some people but it actually turned out to be better. Anyways... I need more credits
PHI BETA BOOTY 2004

Old School Fools

PHI BETA TRIPOD plus DJ

PHI BETA with a Sig

2nd Grade Biatch

BRONCOS!

The HOUSE plus DJ

Four Skinz

Fader Force Entertainment

"Pink" Family

Vegas Crew

My Interests

I like to play with fire, take things apart, break things, set it on fire, lighters, matches, look for ants, then burn them. I guess I also like animals. But I won't set them on fire. Unless they're crows. I have a really bad grudge against those annoying assholes. They killed something very dear to me at a really young age. I'll never forget that moment. I will avenge you nameless puppy.....
Sorry 2ND GRADE, this is toooo freakin funny!!! But we're still best friends BIATCH!!!

I'd like to meet:

Hynas of course. I'd like to meet everyone. But as far as famous people, Mila Kunis, Kylie Minogue, Static X, Snoop Dogg, Bill Clinton, the Frat Pack, Paulina Rubio, Shakira, and Daisy Dukes... the porn star. I would also say Carmen Luvana but I've already met her. Latinas are freakin hott... I LOVE HEINAS. Ask my belt...

SHE IS SOO HOTT.. I love Puerto Ricans!!!

Music:

Almost everything is cool. Like I said before, from Kenny G to Warren G. Leanne Rimes to Busta Rhymes. The Monkees to The Gorillaz. The Beach Boys to The Ghetto Boyz to The Beastie Boys to The Backstreet Boys to Boyz II Men. Hippitty Hoppitty, Alternative, Flashbacks, Metal, and weird music. Mariachi music is cool but not as cool as Rockin Espaniol and Reggaeton. Them HEINAS can shake shake shake their ba-donk-ka-donks to that shit. mmm mmm BITACHES!!! ..
God Is A DJ - video powered by Metacafe

Movies:

The Phi Beta Classics... Old School!!! Thats how this whole thing got started. Swingers!!! I got tha damn poster hangin over my bed. Star Wars!!! the "action figures" should give a hint. Road Trip!!!... Boogie Nights!!!... Phantom Menace II Society!!! Reservoir Dogs!!! Full Metal Jacket!!!... All those war movies... and all them racist movies... like "GI Joe The Movie".

Television:

That 70s show (because of Mila Kunis), Malcom in the middle (Thats whats on TV when I get home from work), Family Guy, Channel 34, Telemundo, and old flicks like Beavis and Butthead... Married with Children... Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles(the original ones)... GI Joe... and of course the Simpsons.

Family Guy on Sesame St. Rules
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Books:

The porn and smut you're referring to are Maxims, FHMs, and Stuff Magazines... and I get them all for free... doubles... even triples. For real though... "Catcher in the Rye" and "Animal Farm". And the best book of all... "The Giving Tree" I hope they come out with a sequel... "The Don't Give a Fuck Tree"... awsome

Heroes:

Ewan McGregor because he's a Jedi, an Army Ranger in Black Hawk Down, and he makes out with Ashley Judd. That lucky bastard. My favorite sooper hero is Banchee. He has the sooper ability to scream really loud for help!!!... rrrrrright....
The HOUSE Affiliates kickin' ass

HOUSE during New Years

Toast from the HOUSE Affiliates

Real Cousins!!!