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About Me

the past four years of college have done nothing but turn me into an excellent trench digger. In the process I've excavated tombs, found artifacts with untold significance, and all the while carried a machete. now, while I wait to graduate in the fall, I'm prepping myself for the next eight years of school, wherever that may be. I wish to return to Italy and set up a mass catapult transportation system in the name of George Clooney under the authority of the virgin panda allegedly conceived in a one night stand on mount Vesuvius by the Venetian Lion and the Roman She-Wolf on August 24, 79 AD. The two destroyed their tracks out of shame and animal cruelty.i do this thing called writing... it involves me placing a brick in my mouth and running into a wall until something comes out. perhaps you know other writers?

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

the Mr. Grays who built the pyramids... the robot ghost of christmas past, present and future... the flying monkeys from the wizard of oz... a chupacabra...

My Blog

"The Comedy of Bennett Lumley, Countess of Lennox" Act 1 Scene 1

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Posted by on Wed, 01 Apr 2009 20:44:00 GMT

I'm going to hell for this story

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Posted by on Wed, 25 Mar 2009 22:50:00 GMT

goobye jax

tis been some long12 years now and i must bid you adue... dont know if i'll be going back before the move to atlanta so consider this as good of a farewell as any...wish i had more ghost stories from ...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Aug 2008 22:00:00 GMT

Greasy Moose: Lovefisted the fistening

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=df3HxKzyCXw
Posted by on Fri, 04 Jul 2008 20:30:00 GMT

summer movie

Slouched on top a sticky chair The summer movie Plays in empty stares Across the back  Dead center where  Pre-k monkey snorts And toys fly through the air Beside the moms Who pul...
Posted by on Mon, 19 May 2008 00:33:00 GMT

WROTE THIS IN OCTOBER, but now i like it and want to share it with the myspace world

Such a shame Your sharp little lips And stylish shell of Black and white, 1950's, Sophisticated Hollywood adulation Says nothing about the girl Hiding behind Hepburn Eyes, Desiring the comfo...
Posted by on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 00:08:00 GMT

time to pick up an old habbit... i call it 4-D jenga (just think about it)

Fingers fumble and shake Aside a frozen face Surrounding rioting thoughts Writhing for a dash Of clarity and A pleasant release From an exclusive cell Of pent-up angst Two years in make To...
Posted by on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 00:02:00 GMT

good times to write some lines

Is there a reason To this restlessness That's so sewn into my life And into those who, By some ironic choice, Have decided to stop by. "A girl." I say, But then, "Who," the Question demands: A lover ...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 22:09:00 GMT

the apples - the classroom (unedited/rough)

Fresh, sweet, And often un-plucked The orchard, The classroom, Is ripe In extremes Of candy reds Tangy shocking greens And those Special amalgams Of acquired interests ..:namespace prefix = o ns = "ur...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 21:29:00 GMT

to my sis, its real poem in my... well usual style

your prom your ballroom dress                               ...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 20:43:00 GMT