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Functionally Insane

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Cancel my subscription because I don't need your issues. Kraft does not make enough cheese for all the whine I have heard today. :)I love the mountains and water. I am mostly a homebody, when I'm at home, but do like to see new places. I graduated college with a bachelor's degree in Psychology. I am currently attending school for my Master's in Forensic Psychology. I know sign language. Family and Friends are my EVERYTHING. I love stand up comedy! I'm pretty easy going, down to earth, up front, and laid back. The motto that I live by is: "wrong me once, shame on you, wrong me twice, shame on me." Your word is everything, and if you don't have that, then you have nothing. I am VERY blunt and honest, so if you can't handle the truth, then don't try to talk to me. I don't take BS from people.Holla at me. However, if sex is THE ONLY thing you can talk about then, don't bother. If you are looking for a baby mama, then keep looking, cuz I AM NOT the one. Any questions?...Just ask. Oh, and DON'T REQUEST TO BE MY FRIEND WITHOUT SENDING ME AN EMAIL TELLING ME WHY.
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I'd like to meet:

A guy who is actually worth my time. Eminem, and of course FRIENDS!!! I am a very open person and I would like to meet people with a kind, loving, fun spirit.

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Something to think about

For those few of you who may be unfamiliar with her, Dr. LauraSchlessinger is an abrasive conservative radio personality who dispensesadvice to people who call in to her radio show. Recently she said,...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Jul 2008 01:37:00 GMT

My List

The minimum 15 things that I want in a man (in no particular order). Loyal Trustworthy Has a job Has a vehicle Has aspirations/goals At least as tall as me Sincere Kids can't be a must Honest...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Jun 2008 01:31:00 GMT

Wanna know some about me?

..> TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey Name: Jennifer Birthday: June 22, 1982 Birthplace: Athens Current Location: Johnson City Eye Color: Brown Hair Color: Blondish Brown Height: 5' 10'' R...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 20:30:00 GMT

Great words

From the movie 'The Holiday'When talking about why we stay or want a person who we know is not right for us:Iris: Because you're hoping you're wrong. And every time she does something that tells you ...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 19:39:00 GMT

Pieces of Me

This will be silly for some of you. For those of you who know me, you will know how true these are in my life. For those of you who don't know me, this is a way to learn. J This is me. MyHotComments ...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 21:29:00 GMT

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New Experience

Last night was the first time in my 24 years that I got drunk...not sick, just feelin' good.  (loved it)   My friend/co-worker took me out cuz he said that I stay stressed/depressed too...
Posted by on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 15:51:00 GMT

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Name

Just because I have the name "Jennifer" does not mean that I want to be called any other short name in reference to this.  I do have some people that call me Jen...such as family and VERY close f...
Posted by on Sat, 01 Jul 2006 15:19:00 GMT

Games

Not that I am in any sort of relationship, but it has come to my attention that it is beyond my understanding how anyone gets involved with someone else.  SO many games are played that I do not u...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 19:38:00 GMT