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About Me

"the path of excess leads to the palace of wisdom. Under a sky full of diamonds, a small-town, big-dreamed gal decided that reality, although pleasant, could be improved upon. She created an imaginary world for herself, named it CRAZYTOWN, and declared herself "Mayor". Scholars contend that she is superior to the gods that others worship, for in the world she has created, she walks amongst the people. She has no need to hide in some afterlife utopia that cannnot be seen, touched, nor tasted. CRAZYTOWN is heaven enough for her"

My Blog

mice

to my dear friend and roommate rachel,you hopefully will never read this, since you are not into myspace.  but as i sit here in the dark, in the middle of the night, buffering an online movie, i hear ...
Posted by on Sun, 29 Mar 2009 00:53:00 GMT

love/hate of the day

what i lovewhite castle cheeseburgerswhite russiansspending moneylemonadewhat i hatemen
Posted by on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 18:11:00 GMT

i wrote a poem in spanish

i wrote this while driving in stand still traffic in the bronx yesterday. it rhymes if you read it at a certain tempo.no tengo espacio en mi corazonpero tengo un poco espacio para Patronno necessito ...
Posted by on Sat, 10 Nov 2007 15:07:00 GMT

the song i wrote

(to be sung to the tune of House of the Rising Sun)   There is a place in the jungle, they call it the Rainbow Gathering, no booze, no drugs, so San Pedro thugs, just judgemental hippies and hugs...
Posted by on Mon, 21 May 2007 16:50:00 GMT

what i learned from tv today

sunday december 10th -portland, oregon was the city with the highest number heroin deaths in 1999.  clean needles are legal there but sleeping on the street isn't.  there is a heal...
Posted by on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 16:27:00 GMT

problema

tengo un problema.  me gusta beber. i have a problem.  i like to drink.   demasiado.  tengo mucho veces de disfrute.  too much.  i have many times of enjoyment.  p...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 01:42:00 GMT

Why North Korea is NUMBER 1!

North Korea is #1 on the Ten Most Censored Countries List (according to the Committee to Protect Journalists) Every single aspect of media and entertainment is controlled by the government-owned Kor...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 08:24:00 GMT

orange, red, and soon to be dead

el verano esta terminando y yo tengo sensacions de otono en el aire de la noche.  este me vigoriza y este me hace triste tambien.  siento un electridad, aquella energia que intensifica con c...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 16:28:00 GMT

thirsty enclave of pallid flora

i have 4 plants, and i fear that 2 of them are going to die, due to my neglect.  i'm not home enough to take proper care of them.  for a bit i had friends stopping by my place to water ...
Posted by on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 13:16:00 GMT

hey you- pull this

"I just don't really feel that all encompasing pull towards myspace like I observe in many of my other friends"- rachel   yes i am pulled towards myspace.  i am addicted to myspace because i...
Posted by on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 18:07:00 GMT