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blarence

you can do it pimp luscious

About Me

greatest story ever told: trapped in the closet by R "the king of r&b" kelly

except im not chuck or rufus. or the cop that has a fat wife thats doing a midget.

My Interests

katamari damacy

I'd like to meet:

seals with fricken lasers attached to their heads!!!

Music:

counterfit
NPR
Gatsbys
acceptance
mae
metric
notwist
populous
postal service
prince
snake cross crown
yeahs

Movies:

the rules of attraction
transformers the movie
robovampire
donnie darko
wedding singer
house party 1, 2 and 3

Television:

ultimate fighting champion
best week ever
stella
clone high
buffy

Books:

by chuck palahniuk, by albert camus, krindlekrax

Heroes:

soda pop pinsky

My Blog

learn the roots...

procrastinate - altogether now!1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you said?is my face getting fatter?2. When is the next time you will make out?probably when ...
Posted by blarence on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 05:26:00 PST

cumpleanos

theres been lots of birthdays in this here month of august and i'd like to say thanks for all the parents that like to get their freak on before christmas. IMAGINE THAT! 1. Do you really make wis...
Posted by blarence on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 12:26:00 PST

killer game of crisco twister

I''m bringing back the fridayfive... on a thursday!!! 1. Are you named after anyone? Yes, Clarence from wonder showzen 2. Do you have your children's names picked out already? bebop and rocksteady, ...
Posted by blarence on Thu, 03 Aug 2006 02:18:00 PST

row for your fucking life

"The thing is, I really like saying yes. I like new things, projects, plans, getting people together and doing something, trying something, even when it's corny or stupid. I am not good at saying no. ...
Posted by blarence on Sat, 17 Sep 2005 05:43:00 PST

bored

Great minds discuss ideas Average minds discuss events Small minds discuss people
Posted by blarence on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

happy cinco de mayo

short and to the point read about a burrito here.
Posted by blarence on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

something good

revealing was overwhelming all my bigs are girls and theyr all gorgeous! yay.
Posted by blarence on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST