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Steven

About Me

I like things that smell nice.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Somebody who can talk about nothing, one whom can converse about something as mundane a an empty book of matches and still keep me clamoring upon his or her every word.

My Blog

hmm...

...that amused emoticon is quite distressing.  It reminds me of this birthday pin I received when I was little, it featured a clown and it used batteries to generate a display of flashing lights....
Posted by on Tue, 11 Dec 2007 23:32:00 GMT

vests

I don't really fancy myself a vest wearing kinda guy, but this crappy gift from work feels mighty nice.  And lemme tell you, nothing says class like recycled polyester.  Ah well, I must be o...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Dec 2007 23:23:00 GMT

McSweaty

Wow, I smell good.  I must find out what kind o soap they use at the gym.  I'm gonna go rub myself all over my sheets.  Ta!
Posted by on Fri, 30 Nov 2007 23:00:00 GMT

Pirates

I just noticed its been awhile since I added anything to my blog.  So I thought I would share some of my meanderings today... I was thinking about pirates for one reason or another and I came up...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Oct 2005 21:31:00 GMT

regret

One time I tried to explain the way I felt whenever meeting a new person. That when I met this new person, I didn't feel like I had achieved something new, but that something had been taken away and ...
Posted by on Sat, 06 Mar 2004 22:26:00 GMT

Organ Grinder

that french fryed fuck better get her cult-prostituting ass over here before my anecdotal sugar-window is closed and i run out of cookies, i'm sick of fucking waiting. by the way, i think i ate way...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Feb 2004 00:40:00 GMT

a real boy?

My friend, I can see her dream racing towards her. It came so fast it made it easy to forget the seemingly decade-loads of work and experience she crammed into just a few years. All I can feel is an...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Feb 2004 01:38:00 GMT

no neck joe

The glands in my throat have been swollen too long. I'm wondering if I could have Tonsilitis!!!??? ...maybe strep? My friend just got Mono for the second time, I thought you couldn't get it twice?...
Posted by on Sat, 31 Jan 2004 00:56:00 GMT

a stew hypocrates

i'm in my head again. no big thoughts just ones that won't finish. it's self-centering--i adjust myself to the center of everything else. everything else all static just sits and looks obscure, sit...
Posted by on Thu, 29 Jan 2004 01:53:00 GMT