endif

I enjoy:
Web-design, fixing your broke-ass computer, ridiculing you about how it got like that, digital photography and photo-editing, walking in the mountains, loving my girl, my son, our dog, hanging with Jayru, visiting with the Throdl crew, enjoying my favorite leafy green which is and always has been spinach.

I dislike:
Thieves, quitters, Mammon, Wal-Mart, burnt-coffee, racism, country music, people who don't work, excuses, the Target parking lot, .