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Mr. Red Scotch!

About Me


Here are some random statements.
At one time I had an addiction to MySpace, I rarely use it nowadays.
I like chess.
I'm sarcastic as can be.
I'm a meat and potatoes type of person but I am trying to evolve into someone who eats less meat because of the sheer torturous conditions that animals are raised in for our consumption.
I'm an insomniac, although half the time I refuse to go to sleep because I just don't want to.
I like to fish, and I like to eat fish. I don't necessarily enjoy killing an animal but I am at the top of the food chain which means I can kill anything I want. If I kill it, I will eat it.
I'm lazy when I have nothing to do, but I love to work hard.
I'm very intelligent but not that book smart.
I'm funny as can be, but sometimes it's just me who's laughing.
I think george bush and everyone who was in his administration is an asshole. He has destroyed everything we have built as a country. He is a dumb asshole and if you support him you are too.
I'm poor, but I'm working on changing that.
I'd kind of like to live in a tipi someday.
I love to learn. It could be my greatest passion.
I love people who care, and I loath people who don't.
I think people who litter should be punched in the gut every time they do.
One of my greatest weakness's is junk food.
I hate to lose at anything I do.
I can be a poor loser but a gracious winner. And Vice Versa
I'm a geek at heart but you wouldn't know it unless you really know me.
I've never met my real father, and I've never cared to know my fake one.
My friends get really scared when they see me scared because very little scares me.
I believe that America has become a matrix of corporate interest that controls us from early childhood to our deaths.
I love people who are different, and I wish I could be. I'd like to grow my hair long and have a beard. My position in my chosen career makes it difficult to do that. I think I might be wrong about wanting the long hair though.
I have never considered getting a tattoo until recently. And even then I think that you either need a full body suit or nothing at all.
I am my own boss and make a decent hourly wage. Unfortunately I haven't been able to work enough to survive. I am all about investing in new business ideas and not so keen on making sound long term investments. I know that all I have to do is to keep trying and I will succeed. I just haven't had the motivation to try hard enough.
I like turtles, but I like tortoises even more.
I'm not sure if spelled tortoises correctly.
I've eaten real Mexican food on a regular basis, although not from Mexico. This has excluded me from the enterprise known as Taco Bell. Unless of course I am severely inebriated.
I don't trust republicans or democrats.
I still think george bush is and asshole. I also think he should be tried for treason.
I rarely will kill a spider who has happened to invade my living space. I will instead relocate them to a more secluded area of my home. I believe that the vast majority of creature's have the right to live. Although there is this centipede type of insect that has a 98.4 percent chance of death when it crosses paths with me. I'm not sure what it is yet but it's fast as f*ck, and when you step on one (in the dark, by accident) with bare feet it's legs are like needles(it hurts). When I see these things I do everything in my power to eliminate it from existence.
I hate clubs!
I hate bars that are too loud to hear the person you're talking to. I like them just loud enough where you can fart and not worry about being heard but can easily participate in a conversation. (yes, sad but true)
I have spent my fair share of time in bars but I'm not that big of a fan of them anymore.
I just researched the centipede type thing I was talking about a few paragraphs ago. Its scientific name is Scutigera coleoptrata, and it's commonly referred to as the house centipede.
I normally don't like anything that's popular.
I have a tell when I lie. It might be tough to spot since I only lie about 3 times a year.
walmart is destroying our country. Every cent you spend there is removed from your community and does not return. They purposely put other business out of business and sell products that will not last a year so you'll need to purchase the same thing again and again. It's a strategy that you fall for over and over again because you're too stupid to know that a quality product will be more expensive but last you 10 times as long.
I voted for Ron Paul in 2008. I do sometimes regret not voting for Obama but if I had it all to do over again I would do the same.
I prefer my women with pale skin and dark hair, though I do love just about anything that comes in a womanly shape.
Freckles are the greatest creation next to Thunder storms.
Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. was a great man.
I truly believe the saying, "Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it."
I do get stinky feet but I am a very clean person.
When I am clean and dressed neat I hate to get dirty. When I am working on a dirty project like around the yard or splitting wood or that type of job I can be as dirty as can be and couldn't care less. In fact I hate to be clean until I am done.
I have troubles eating food when it falls on the floor but I'm working on fixing that. I believe that waste is a sin and that's one of the reasons I'm trying to work on that.
I can play the original Nintendo or Super Nintendo all day long but I can't play a new game for 10 minutes.
I'd love to have 2 kids some day but I really don't want to bring kids into today's world.
I love football but don't watch it much. I don't like many others sports.
I'd love to date a woman who can teach me things. My true soul mate is someone who I can teach things to as well as be taught things by her.
I have an affinity for woman considered Goth.
I can have a very morbid sense of humor.
I think sex is at it's best when you care about the other person.
I believe in marriage equality.
I'd like to visit Scotland and Ireland.
I am Scottish and Irish and if I had to choose one it would be Scottish.
I've been to around 45 states and the only one left I'd like to visit is Alaska.
The place I'd like to visit most again in the world is Nova Scotia.

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