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Enemy of the Music Industry

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About Me

....And when that last and dreadful hour
This crumbling pageant shall devour,
The trumpet shall be heard on high,
The dead shall live, the living die,
And Music shall untune the sky.
My name's Alan.Im a metalhead, but im also a music junkie. ill listen to almost anything, especially if the music is well written. i have celery for an arm and i make wicker baskets out of unsuspecting hunters. I live in a house in Withington, Manchester. I like people, and i love going out and having fun with my mates, meeting new folk, so long as your not a chav. youll be able to tell if i like you or not coz if i dont ill tell you to fuck off. Im a dirty drop out, coz french is shit at uni. Im now going to the School of Sound Recording, doing Audio Engineering Techniques and Technology. And its Mint. Dynamite fishing is a way of life. I will become either the greatest producer of all time, or the greatest Live Engineer of all time....
I went to King's school in Macclesfield till yr 11, then Aquinas college in Stockport.
Now im at the SSR.
My band raped you. Theyre in my top friends - Giants of the West. songs up soon. They also will rape you.
I'm too nice, and I've been fucked around because of it, but i dont give a shit coz i'm me and thats all that fucking matters. i forgive people with what my friends think is stupid speed. however, if you fuck me over, and i dont forgive you, you best fucking run. if i do, youre still my friend, and i'd die for my friends./
All that means that i have kickass mates. better than yours. 1337.
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Stability |||||| 23%
Orderliness |||||| 30%
Accommodation |||||||||||||| 56%
Interdependence |||| 16%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||| 63%
Mystical |||||||||||| 43%
Artistic |||||||||||||||| 63%
Religious |||| 16%
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Materialism |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
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Adventurousness |||||||||||||||| 63%
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Conflict seeking |||||||||| 36%
Need to dominate |||||||||||||||||| 76%
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Anti-authority |||||||||||||| 56%
Wealth |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Dependency |||||||||||| 43%
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Cautiousness |||||||||||||| 56%
Individuality |||||||||||||||| 63%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||| 57%
Histrionic |||||||||||| 50%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||| 70%
Vanity |||||||||||||||| 70%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Female cliche |||||||||| 36% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Steve Harris from Maiden, Flea, Tom Waits, Victor Wooten, Micheal Manring, Jaco Pastorius R.I.P., Les Claypool, Rex from Pantera, Cliff Burton R.I.P.
And when i die id like to Meet Kurt Cobain so i can beat the crap out of his dead ass.
R W Sickert. want to ask him how he managed to kill all those people and not get caught. (pssst, he was Jack the Ripper)
Devin Townsend, in hope that some of his maniacal genius rubs off on me.
Prolly like to meet JRR tolkein too. and Thor.

My Blog

phantasmagazzle

1) What color is your toothbrush?Three-way vibraiting head.  Possibly the funniest hygiene appliance since the douche.2) What were you doing 45 minutes ago?eating soup. Pain soup.3)What is your f...
Posted by on Sun, 07 Sep 2008 20:51:00 GMT

HELLFEST!!!

was epic. Bands i saw, in order as far as i can remember - Friday:          ;  Death Angel, Alchemist, Marduk, MAYHEM!!!, Dimmu Borgir,TESTAMENT!!!, CAR...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Jun 2008 10:15:00 GMT

i killed a swan the other day. did a shit on it. did a shit right on it.

1 Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?mine has a curtain for a door. for within dwells that which can not be contained. but its allergic to curtains. 2 Do you take the shampoos and cond...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Jun 2008 15:56:00 GMT

the most brutal present you can get. NOTHING!

1) What's the last thing you put in your mouth?a cock. you see, all these coy answers were annoying me, so i just said what everyone wants to; an epic, epic whaang.2) Have you ever kissed anyone named...
Posted by on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 17:38:00 GMT

knowing me, knowing SARS

Epic. if you want to know about me in quite a lot of detail, ASK THE CIA!!!or read this. but if you find horror stories turn you inside out, then look away from this rancid tale of slaughter and unnec...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 17:00:00 GMT

This was written in the 1600’s....

Wee have also Sound-Houses, wher wee practise and demonstrate all Sounds, and their Generation. Wee have Harmonies which you have not, of Quarter-Sounds and lesser slides of sounds. Diverse Instrument...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Mar 2008 10:41:00 GMT

monsieur Guillaumne Apollinaire encore un fois

Ils ne sont pas mes propres mots, mais ils parlent que je pense. Sous le pont Mirabeau coule la Seine      Et nos amours   Faut-il qu'il m'en souvienneLa joie venait...
Posted by on Sat, 16 Feb 2008 18:30:00 GMT

wow, who the hell is still reading my blogs?

hahaha, for some reason theres like 20 views today aloon and i havnt done a new one for like a month. so heres a new one for my secret admirer(s).... 100 questions to let you get absolutely no more in...
Posted by on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 20:19:00 GMT

....and as we wind on down the road

Our shadows longer than our souls....Well, here we go again. Brand New Start. With all necassary capitalisation.
Posted by on Sun, 13 Jan 2008 09:03:00 GMT

ARGHARGAHAGRHAGRHAGRHARGH!!!!

ARGRHRGAHRGAHRGAHRGAHRGRGAHAAAGRHARGAHRHGAHRGAHRGAHRGAAAARGH AGRHRAHGRHAGRHARGGAAAAAARGRGRHRGARHGRH!!!!!  
Posted by on Mon, 22 Oct 2007 20:39:00 GMT