Aa'it stop whatcha doin' cause I'm about to ruin the image and the style that ya used to. I look funny, but yo I'm makin' money so listen up world I hope you're ready for me. Now gather round, I'm the new king in town and my sound's laid down by tha Underground. I drink up all the Jameson ya got on ya shelf so just let me introduce myself. My name is Eddie, pronounced with an Eddie. Yo ladies oh how I like to fuck thee, and to the rockers in the top ten, please allow me to rock thee. I'm steppin' tall y'all and just like Humpty Dumpty you gonna fall when the clock radio pump me. I like to rock I like my beats funky. I'm spunky. Hate my bumps lumpy.***I'm sick with this. Straight DETROIT mack. But sometimes I get ridiculous. I eat up all tha hommous and tabbouleh. Hey yo small brain commere are ya ticklish? Yeah, I called ya small brain, look at me I'm skinny. It never stopped me from gettin' busy. I'm a freak. I like the small brains with the boom. I once got busy in the esko lounge backroom. I'm crazy. Allow me to amaze thee. They say I'm ugly it just don't faze me. I'm still gettin' in tha girls pants and I even got my own dance.***People say "Yo, Eddie, you're really mean lookin'" that's all right 'cause I get things cookin' Ya stare, ya glare, ya constantly try to compare me but ya can't get near me I give 'em more, see, and on the floor, B, all the girls they adore me. Oh yes, ladies, I'm really bein' sincere 'cause in a 69 my Devil nose will tickle ya rear. My nose is big, uh-uh I'm not ashamed Big like a pickle, I'm still gettin' paid I get laid by the ladies, ya know I'm in charge, both how I'm livin' and my nose is large I get stoopid, I shoot an arrow like Cupid, I use a word that don't mean nothin', like looptid, i sang "shut up n sleep with me" and if ya missed it, I'm the one who said "this place is dead to us" Also told ya that I like to bite. Well, yeah, I guess it's obvious, I also like to write. All ya had to do was give Eddie a chance and now I'm gonna do my dance***First I limp to the side like my knee was broken. Shakin' and twitchin' kinda like I was snortin' Rock Star Blasters. Im King Edward the Devil Machine, ladies. That's right my body's in motion It's supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion. Anyone can play this game. This is my town, y'all, Devil Machines my name. No two people will do it the same. Ya got it down when ya appear to be in pain Humpin, funkin, jumpin, jig around, shakin' ya rump, and when the dude a chump pump points a finger like a stump, tell him FUCK OFF, I'm with King Ed
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