Stand up philosophy.
George Bush.
Anything done well. Umphrey's MaGee, Jeff, mother fucking goddamn Beck! RUSH, Vai, Maiden, Metallice sucks. Carlos Santana is the most overrated guitarist in the world.
Howard The Duck (I'm not kidding! Lea Thompson, Tim Robbins? Great movie. George Lucas still won't admit he made it.)Pan's Labyrinth, The Lion in Winter, The Lord of the Rings, The Triplets of Bellville, Contact, MirrorMask, The Corporation, What the Bleep Do We Know?, Unconstitutional: The War on our Civil Liberties, The City of Lost Children, History of Violence, Serenity, Saw, The Matrix II, THX 138, Apocolypse Now, Debbie does Jerry Falwell, The Shadow of the Vampire, Raiders of the Lost Ark I and III, Legend of 1900, Rob Roy, Dangerous Liasons, The Exorcist, Anything by David Lynch, Dune, Krull, The History of the World Part I, C.H.U.D., Xtro, Event Horizon, Being John Malkovich, The Ninth Gate, Crash, Magnolia, The Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Farenheight 911, Network, Altered States, Six Degrees of Separation, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Dead Man, The World According to Garp, Pulp Fiction, True Romance, The Fifth Element, The Deciever, The Salton Sea, The Abyss, White Sands, Tombstone, The Saint, The Doors, The Fountainhead, Spun, Barfly, Angel Heart, Batman Begins, Sid and Nancy, Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb, Eyes Wide Shut, A Clockwork Orange, The Shining, Natural Born Killers, Pulp Fiction, Full Metal Jacket (I am in a world of shit!), Reservior Dogs, Killing Zoe, Planet of the Apes (Charlton Heston), The Omega Man, King Kong (All three!), The Prophecy I II and III, Hidalgo, The Dead Zone, Debbie does King Kong, To be continued.......
24, CSPAN (The ORIGINAL reality television!), The Daily Show, FOX news (Know your enemy!), Democracy Now (Comcast 23), News hour with Jim Lerher, Meet the Press. X-Files, Battlestar Galactica, Arrested Developement (FUCKFOX for canceling!) Twin Peaks, Northern Exposure, Donnie and Marie (I'm a little bit country).
Everything you wanted to know about bungholes, but were afraid to ask. Anything by Frank Herbert, Pierre Tielhard de Chardin, Ken wilber, Wyane Dyer, Chopra, and Robert Jordan.
Jeff Beck, Descartes, Noam Chomsky, and Dick Cheney.