im kevin golden...
im mentally insane/retarded...
favorite quotes"i practically wrote the book on writing books..""tennis rackets? ive got a million of em!""ill tell you whats wrong with your vacuum cleaner..""i pooped a tape recorder""she was an attractive hologram""well personally, i kiss my sweetie with a golf club""quit being a fucking dinosaur and get a job already!""jader potader"
