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About Me

"There ought, I thought, to be a ritual for being born twice- patched, retreaded and approved for the road," Plath. I'm a pendulum bouncing back and forth between two extremes. Healthy? Maybe not. On one in end you have the mellow, wise cracking, bike riding, book reader who's got the big dreams in her back pocket and the map in her hands. On the other you have the funnest person you've ever gone to a bar with, willing to buy all your drinks and do whatever daring deed is neccessary to put a smile on your pretty face. Which one will you meet? Who knows, find out. My interests are not limited to the following- Boggle, Jeopardy, whiskey, poetry, writing, reading, fighting, bike riding, meeting, living, dancing, and hip hop.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Those who can't be defined, dreamers, those trapped in the Belljar, and someone who can hold a fucking conversation.

My Blog

Watch out Capitol Hill

Shy and Katie are moving to your neighborhood. House warming party this weekend? Bring us presents!
Posted by on Mon, 23 Mar 2009 19:31:00 GMT

In today's struggling economy

I work two jobs to get by. Pulling doubles three times a week.  When I do have a day off I feel moderately petrified because I know I'm going to be missing out on a couple hundred bucks. I feel like t...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Mar 2009 19:21:00 GMT

the storm

The storm rolled in at the beginning of February Left me breathlessShook me out of my bootsKept me awake most nightsTook most of my belongings But the aftermath made me wholeWho would of thought a bre...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Mar 2009 21:43:00 GMT

Sober March

I gave up alcohol for Lent. Kind of. If anyone wants to celebrate "sober March" with me by riding bikes, reading books, or eating fruit holler!
Posted by on Mon, 09 Mar 2009 13:49:00 GMT

cutting the hawk

   Note to self: When in quarterlife crisis mode don't give yourself a mohawk. It grows into the worst mullet. About to get it cut and fixed thanks to lynsey....
Posted by on Thu, 19 Feb 2009 13:30:00 GMT

feeling better

We can stick anything into the fog and make it look like a ghost.But tonight let us not become tragedies.We are not funeral homeswith propane tanks in our windowslookin like cemeteries.Cemeteries are...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Feb 2009 14:36:00 GMT

Attn PDA

Please don't make out at my register. I will throw hot coffee in your face. Nasty Marysville fuck.
Posted by on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 17:46:00 GMT

ATTN: Cheap Assfucks

Folding the credit card receipt in half after signing it so I can't see the tip line is a good indication that you probably DID NOT TIP. Not that I care but if you feel shame in leaving a big fat zero...
Posted by on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 16:27:00 GMT

Hold the cream just porn plz

So the other night, I was working at Uptown at the Junction and a semi regular came in and got his tea. He's a pretty polite and handsome considering he's someone's father. He stayed until after close...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 20:27:00 GMT

Assholes who tip and the baristas who <3 them

Generally speaking it seems that my rude clients tend to leave more tips on average then my "sweet clients". Look I don't care how nice you are, if your order 5 drinks and don't tip, I still think yo...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 20:20:00 GMT