Favorite quotes and so...either mine or friends.
-"The easter bunny said you should be in my bed naked"
-"Jealousy is like herpies once it's there it doesn't go away"
-"Country boys are dangerous: They'll leave you high and dry and rode hard"
-"To the bulls that buck and to the whores that fuck"
-"Life is short so there isn't any reason to be anything but happy"
-"Dirty Cunt"
-"My belly button smells like mustard"
-"Im a good boy..."
-"Im only saying this cuz Im a lil tipsy, but you are damn seexxxaayy"
-"Life sucks then you die!"
-"The dingo ate your baby"
-"Love is like an apple they all go bad"
-"Fuuuccckkk Im gonna kick your assss"
-"Missing you is like missing a bad case of gonorrhea"
-"Fishing is like sex: the bigger the rod the better the catch"
-"Sex is like air : it's not really that important until you're not getting any"
-"It's better to have Loved and Lost than to live with a PSYCHO the rest of your life"
-"I would like to help you...but I just can't fix STUPID"
-"Where's the love in a lapdance"
-"It's true strangers do have the best candy"
-"I spit hot fire"
-"I put the FU back in fun"
-"It's not my birthday but my name is on that cake"
-"Jess I didn't recognize ya off the dance floor"
-"I laugh at you cuz you think Im stupid"
-"When life gets you down drink a beer"
-"Sleep is a lot better than sex...at least then you don't have to fake it"
-"Party like a Rock Star Fuck like a Porn Star"
Myspace Layouts
Myspace Codes
Myspace Generators
Myspace Backgroundsmarquee behavior="scroll" direction="down" scrollamount="5" style="position:absolute; left:130px; top:150px; width:16px; height:548px;" ¤ ¤ ¤ ¤ ¤ ¤ ¤ ¤ ¤ Click here to get Falling Objects ¤ ¤ ¤ ¤ ¤ ¤ ¤ ¤ ¤ ¤ ¤ ¤ ¤ ¤ ¤
