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Holy Crap It's Merritt!

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About Me

Me ? Well.....I dont usually like to gloat, but I'll make an exception since you asked. To be honest with you, Im kind of a big deal. Everybody knows me, and You should too. If you missed me its probably because Ive been so busy bringing the sexy back these past few years. To begin, My name is Scott. Im 24 years old and I live in New Paltz, "the Paltz" with my girl. Im a paramedic, (Paramaniac), and I love my job. I cant imagine myself anywhere else, doing anything else. Life is just that good. I am lucky enough to have the best job in the world, and I get to work with some of the finest people Ive ever met. What other job can you wake up in the morning, and have absolutely no idea what you may do, or see throughout the day? I also love the fact that I'm doing something where I might be able to make a difference in somebodys life. The only down side to my job is that its more of a hobby than a real career. Because of that, Im back in school to do something else. Let me say, im lazy. Im possibly the most lazy person ever to walk (lounge) on the face of the earth, and i love it that way. When im not working, im relaxing, when im not relaxing im drinking, when im not drinking, you should know that there is something seriously wrong with me. HaHa


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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Scott
Birthday: June
Birthplace: Pough-Town
Current Location: Keepin it real in The Paltz
Eye Color: Green
Hair Color: Blonde
Height: 5 Feet 12 Inches
Right Handed or Left Handed: Righty
Your Heritage: Im a Mutt, Irish- Italian- German
The Shoes You Wore Today: My Boots
Your Weakness: My Girl
Your Fears: Snakes, Heights, and Bald people
Your Perfect Pizza: Barbacue Chicken, slightly overcooked
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get Rich or Die Tryin
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LoL
Thoughts First Waking Up: Damn, its too early for this nonsense
Your Best Physical Feature: My Ankles - If any Modeling angencies read this, call me, My ankles will make us rich
Your Bedtime: Early, very very early
Your Most Missed Memory: Good Times with Old Friends
Pepsi or Coke: Diet Pepsi - or - Root Beer
MacDonalds or Burger King: Sushi
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Diet Pepsi - or - Root Beer
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate, and dont get in my way, seriously, its for your own saftey......I might take your arm off.
Cappuccino or Coffee: Irish Coffee
Do you Smoke: Depends on how drunk I am
Do you Swear: (see above)
Do you Sing: Who doesnt enjoy the occasional Sea Shanty
Do you Shower Daily: Sometimes twice
Have you Been in Love: Yesterday - Today - Tomorrow
Do you want to go to College: Thats like asking if someone wants to go to work.....if you already do it, you inherently won't want to, But if you dont, you cant wait to start.
Do you want to get Married: Someday
Do you belive in yourself: Damn Right, I Fuckin Rock!
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nope, My partners would hate me.
Do you think you are Attractive: Brinking the Sexy Back
Are you a Health Freak: Not really, I try to eat healthy and excersize, but I dont think Ive achieved "Freak" levels yet, I'll work on it though.
Do you get along with your Parents: Always Have, Always Will
Do you like Thunderstorms: As long as the power doesnt go out
Do you play an Instrument: The Siren
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Last night
In the past month have you Smoked: Last night
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Aspirin.....because of last night
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Im 24 years old, Id be a complete loser if I didnt.
&..39;In the past month have you gone to a Mall:' Unfortunately
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: I wish! I love oreos! (Deep Fried of course)
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yesterday
In the past month have you been on Stage: My whole life is a Stage
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Its 32 degrees outside, I would just freeze to the surface, and look retarted
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No, but ive broken lots of stuff that didnt belong to me, does that count?
Ever been Drunk: Ha!
Ever been called a Tease: Nope
Ever been Beaten up: Nope
Ever Shoplifted: I have a large, exotic collection of "Do Not Disturb" signs from various Hotels (Everybody needs a hobby)
How do you want to Die: I hope I go with a bus full of Nuns.....that way I can sneak in past St. Peter while he's preoccupied with them.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Cuban
What country would you most like to Visit: Why leave America? I can visit all sorts of countrys in Disney World's Epcot center.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Brown
Favourite Hair Color: Blonde
Short or Long Hair: Both
Height: Shorter then me
Weight: Lighter then me
Best Clothing Style: Comfortable
Number of Drugs I have taken: A paramedic knows the indications and contraindicaitons of every medication in his drug box, an effective paramedic has them in his system
Number of CDs I own: Too many to count
Number of Piercings: Two
Number of Tattoos: Several......more in progress
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Regret is insight that comes a day too late.
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My Interests

Baseball, Voleyball, Paintball, Running, Swimming, Tubing, Hiking, Photography, Live Music, and most of all I enjoy everything EMS (Im a buff, i know it)... width="425" height="350" ..

I'd like to meet:

Anyone worth me wasting my valuable time on.....HAHA......who am I kidding, my time isnt valuable. You can contact me at [email protected]

Music:

I can listen to just about anything, From Bob Dylan, to Bob Marley, **SUBLIME**, B.B. King, Greatful Dead, Atmosphere, Unwritten Law, Chronic Future, No Use For A Name, Tool, NIN, Eric Clapton, Billy Joel, Suicide Machines, Operation Ivy, Cypress Hill, Eminem stuff like that......pretty much anything but country "the special olympics of music", however, there is always one exception to every rule, so I admit that Johnny Cash is pretty cool.

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Movies:

Anything involving Death, Destruction, Mayhem, and Explosions . A good horror flick is always cool (although hard to come by). Some of my favorites are Dawn of the Dead (the new one), Anything Star Wars, Shaun of the Dead, Super Troopers, The Big Lebowski, Old School, Grandmas Boy, Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, Me Myself and Irene, and Batman Begins.

Television:

Ill watch anything thatll make me laugh. The Simpsons, South Park, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, and Family guy. I'd watch more Conan O'Brien, but he's on waaaaaay past my bedtime. Im also a MSNBC news Addict, gotta keep up on current events.....

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Books:

"One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures." -George W. Bush....... "Books are for people who cant afford DVD players" - Scott M. Merritt......Seroiusly though, Ive been reading alot of history books, anything involving the History of America, or the making of America sparks my interests.....and of course "Maxim" and "Stuff"... -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- START YOUTHINK.COM QUIZ RESULTS --
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Cartman
You are just plain evil and heartless. Though you're sly, and you come up with brilliant schemes, you're pretty dumb and close minded. Other people hate you... screw them!

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Heroes:

Each and every one of my friends, my friends are my sanity. I find it hard to believe that anyone would voluntarily put up with me, so I thank you guys. (if any of you are wasting your time reading this you get off of the computer, get up, call me, and we'll grab a beer.)My family, Mom Dad Jay and Shawn, four of the most important, most influential people in my life. Mikey, because his mom's hot. And the guy who invented the Deep Fried Oreo, if youve never had one, find one.....trust me.