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Fork Then Spoon

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About Me


Who is “Fork Then Spoon” you ask? Well, my name is Michael and I reside in Haddonfield, New Jersey which is located right outside of Philly. I am of Greek descent and I have been told by many that my personality is a cross between Vince Vaughn and Will Farrell; sarcasm and humor is always on my agenda. I have also been told that I come across as being confident, mysterious, sensitive and charming (thanks mom, you've earned your ticket out of the nursing home). My career occupies the majority of my time as I am a full time stunt-ass. When a movie calls for a naked male ass, I may be asked to fill the part. You may have caught a glimpse of my money-maker in the movies "Troy" and/or "Braveheart." Life has treated me extremely well thus far and I cannot stress that enough. I have traveled the world and would venture to say that I have experienced much more than a typical guy my age. I often spend my evenings laying on the beach and while the cool ocean breeze hits my face I tend to ponder some of life’s unanswered questions. For example: Do fish get cramps after eating? If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds? Can you put a gay man in a straight jacket? Can you feel cornered in a round room? Let me put all of my cards on the table here and sum this blurb up. I live by the motto “work hard and play hard” and I refuse to take life for granted.
Childhood pictures:
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:


The kid who stole my bike in 6th grade and the first person who was brave enough to drink milk from a cow would be on the top of my list followed by Chris Cornell, Dave Chappelle, Terry Crews and Chris "Big Black" Boykin.

   How I roll:

    I Have Friends Up The Wazoo !

Bro

Cuz

Wacky Jackie

RyDog

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Shavawn

R.I.P. Junior

Rich

Vic-cilla

Kally

Chris B. Critter

Kev Jones

Serino # 57

Aimee

Audra

Leann

Trina

Kris

Jennifer

My Babymama

Mrs. Bean

Pickle Lover

Courtney

Megan

My Blog

Left Unchanged {2007-02-24}

  I find it hard...to welcome tomorrow... when so much was lost today... I am drained of everything...I have bled... now decieved and led astray... an assurance the size of five... has rendered m...
Posted by on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 18:33:00 GMT

Remains Of Chelsea {2004-03-23}

  All of...the insecurities... are brought to light... so much so...that they burn her eyes...   all of...the spoken falsities... get beneath her skin... so much so...that she doesn't know.....
Posted by on Sun, 01 Jan 2006 15:15:00 GMT

Live Until September {2004-05-23}

  Many days have seen the worst of me... and it's getting a bit unnerving... I believe...I've come to... accept my choice...as a fait accompli... never to put myself... through me...   this ...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Jan 2006 15:09:00 GMT

Object Permanence {2004-03-09}

  You are a fast burning candle... you are the weather you desire... I don't see the faces...or the places...I should easily recognize... could it be...all the fucked up things...were disguised a...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Jan 2006 15:05:00 GMT

The Day Tomorrow Brings {2004-05-23}

  She felt like the fog before the wind swept her away... she felt like a moment with a welcome overstayed... her head would fill with the sounds from inside shells... and how far away... they mu...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Jan 2006 15:00:00 GMT

Valve {2004-02-14}

  How thoughtless can you be? decisions made so vehemently... quenched more than just your thirst... what you've requested...you've received...   they see you spreading wide... I see you spr...
Posted by on Sat, 31 Dec 2005 23:00:00 GMT

Red Rocks {2004-06-11}

  We conquered the cables...when they turned into miles... impulsive freshmen...with our dreams leading us blind... "people like you never change" she said... "they always stay the same" well ton...
Posted by on Sat, 31 Dec 2005 22:00:00 GMT