all hail gigantic jesus the prehistoric crocodile hunting dinosaur wrangler. peace be with you, amen
About Me
i am a monkey trainer. my main job is to teach them to throw dung. i like to clean up after them with my tongue. my favorite foods (besides monkey dung, of course) are green hospital jello and purell...
My Interests
I'd like to meet:
the inventor of the bidet and see how clean his bum really is.
