Just your average dysfunctional little prat.
I play with dead things.
I wear big boots.
I will NEVER have enough tattoos.
I am everyone's unofficial bodyguard.
That which hasn't killed me has only required brief hospitalization.
My dogs are cooler than you.
I am a sucker for bad boys.
I've got a stiff upper lip 'cause I'm half-dead.
If you have no command of the English language, or are here solely to hit on me, kindly fuck off. I have no time for people who can't be bothered to spell out entire words.
Do not ask me to friend you if you're not willing to send me a message telling me who you are, and why you want to friend me. You will be denied without further discussion... or at least mercilessly fucked with.
I know the overwhelming majority of the people on my friends list face-to-face. I don't add bots, and I don't add pr0n stars. I may add your band if I dig your sound... but probably not. I'm pretty friendly most of the time, but don't be an ass.
And remember:
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