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That Kairos Shit is FRESH

Mujhse Dosti Karoge?

About Me


ok this is the FIFTH TIME im rewriting this about me. TODAY. im trying to make it short because if its too long i mean who the hells gonna read it? i mean i personally wouldnt read anything that exceeds a few lines unless the person is really good looking. in that case id read the whole thing. i just realized that theres a section for "Who i'd Like To Meet." thank god. i was tryin got put that into my about me. it was LONG as HELL. anyway so lemme get started.%D%A%D%Anames raj or jak, whichever you prefer. im 16 and im gonna be 17 on april 14 '07. i like listening to every kind of music except country and the occassional rock. im mostly a hindi, chutney, soca, calypso, dancehall, reggae kinda guy. yes i know, all black ppl are supposed to listen to rap and hip hop, but not me. i listen to it sometimes but i prefer the west indian stuff. also im more of a football person, not a basketball person, so i guess im not FULL black. which is right. im guyanese indian and black which probably accounts for it. my favorite food of all TIME is ROTI & CURRY. fuck fried chicken as far as im concerned. roti and curry hands down every time. second is pizza. america has rubbed off on me lol. kinda like ice cream and pizza. both are great but they really shouldnt be put together. actually what am i saying its nothing like ice cream and pizza. anyway my favorite MOVIE of all time is kuch kuch hota hai. actually its not just my favorite movie its my favorite song too. it holds the title for the only movie to ever make me cry. twice. got a little teary the third time. second favrite movie is mujhse dosti karoge. kickass soundtrack. kabhie khushie kabhie gham is third. im big on indian movies. %D%A%D%Aim a pretty funny guy so i hear and i heard im cute too but i hate ppl who brag about that sort of thing. the way i see it is that if you really look good you can just let ppl do all your talking for you. i HATE-and let me emphasize this-HATE HIPPIES!!!!!! goddammit man i cant stand hippies. sorry that just had to be let out. heres an example of the kinda hippy i mean: the people who you see walking down the street and you think its a blond white lady right before they turn around and its a 40 year old blond version of howard stern wearing translucent red sunglasses.%D%Ayep. those assholes. yea so as i was saying im a pretty fun guy to be around im good for a laugh every now and then unless of course im depressed. when im depressed you probably dont wanna get on my wrong side because i get pissed really fast. usually im in a cool mood though. i go to xavier high school in manhattan got lots of cool friends i dont really have that many enemeis unless of course you count adults in that case you just count up the faculty members and you have the number of enemies i actually have. my philosophy is Live Free or Die, and i believe in doing whatever you want, whenver you want, however you want, and with whoever you want to do it with. ahem. i dont believe in boundaries or traffic laws, one of the reasons my parents havent taken me to the DMV yet. to me a red light is a suggestion, not an order. im a big dog person too. i got 5. used to have 6. starting to wonder whether or not this about me is dragging on for too long. maybe i should get going while the goings good. still gotta fill ou that who id like to meet section. screennames guyanezprince414 in case youd like to hear the extended uncut version of this about me.%D%A%D%A%D%A%D%A
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jak
Birthday: April 14,1990
Birthplace: brooklyn
Current Location: queens
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: black
Height: 5''9'
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: GUYANEZ/INDIAN
The Shoes You Wore Today: gucci loafers man
Your Weakness: well apart from my balls.....probably long black hair
Your Fears: dying a virgin and never getting to tell rory how i feel about him
Your Perfect Pizza: a round one
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: have sex w/ 370 people in 1 year......1 person/day....failure results in trying again until i get it right
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: aw man u mean i was DREAMING???!!!!
Your Best Physical Feature: uhh....i dunno....hair?
Your Bedtime: 6:30 on the nose
Your Most Missed Memory: losing my virginity to a cow while everyone else was doing the Barnhouse Rock
Pepsi or Coke: Coke man definitely
MacDonalds or Burger King: its MCdonalds!!!!!!! theres no A between the M& the D!!!!!!!! FUCK!!!!!!!
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: coke man
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: uhhh.....theres a difference?
Do you Smoke: nah
Do you Swear: yea
Do you Sing: spontaneously
Do you Shower Daily: yea
Have you Been in Love: if i had i would probably still be in it right now.....so i guess not
Do you want to go to College: yes
Do you want to get Married: yes
Do you belive in yourself: u spelt believe wrong
Do you get Motion Sickness: not anymore
Do you think you are Attractive: sometimes.......only on wednesdays-saturdays
Are you a Health Freak: nah
Do you get along with your Parents: sometimes
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes
Do you play an Instrument: piano, steelpan, and some other stuff i think
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: it should be "drunk" not "drank"
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: i think so
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no :(
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: nope
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: in a way
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: ......anything i say can and will be used against me
Ever been Drunk: yes
Ever been called a Tease: no
Ever been Beaten up: once in kindergarten by Big Lee
Ever Shoplifted: ...... see the other question
How do you want to Die: the same way everybody else does.....,my heart quits and i stop breathing
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: alive
What country would you most like to Visit: Iraq
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: brown
Favourite Hair Color: black
Short or Long Hair: very long
Height: my height or shorter
Weight: slim/slender
Best Clothing Style: casual
Number of Drugs I have taken: NONE!!!!! GODDAMMIT STOP ASKING ME!!!!!!!!!
Number of CDs I own: alot
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: none yet i wanna get a couple
Number of things in my Past I Regret: precisely 5728
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Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||||||||| 86%
Stability |||||| 30%
Orderliness |||| 16%
Accommodation |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Interdependence || 10%
Intellectual |||||||||||||| 56%
Mystical |||||||||||||| 56%
Artistic |||| 16%
Religious |||||| 23%
Hedonism |||||||||||||| 56%
Materialism |||||| 30%
Narcissism |||||||||||||||| 70%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Work ethic |||||||||| 36%
Self absorbed |||||||||||| 43%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||| 56%
Need to dominate |||||||||||||| 56%
Romantic |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Avoidant || 10%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Wealth |||||||||||| 50%
Dependency |||||||||||||||| 70%
Change averse |||||||||||| 43%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||| 70%
Individuality |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Sexuality |||||| 30%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||| 70%
Physical security |||||||||||||||| 70%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||||| 70%
Histrionic |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Vanity |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Female cliche |||||| 30% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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My Interests

i like soca, curry, grand theft auto, and girls and das about it lol im easy to figure out

I'd like to meet:

ok so my IDEAL girl would be someone whos guyanese or trinidadian and/or indian, and she has to have medium-long black hair. she has to be a little shorter than i am, slim and slender, and she has to be fairly cute. im a sucker for eyes and a smile. she has to know how to cook at least a LITTLE bit. cuz i mean when i get married i dont wanna have to do ALL the work cuz all i know how to make is curry. which is good and all but i think i would want somehting else once in a while. i realize that ive just described almost every living being on liberty avenue, but she has to have that extra something. i dont know what it is yet but she has to have it. that thing that seperates her from the rest of the richmond hill, ya noe? well i hope you know cuz i dont lol. she has to be smart too. no dumb rock eye candy girls for me. well only on weekends. and she has to be funny. most of all she has to be FUN. !!!DIFFERENT FROM FUNNY!!! a fun girl is someone who you can call up and say "hey watsup, u wanna go down to white castle and see if we can polish off 100 burgers? itll be funnnnn" and she would say yes. unless she has a psychic appointment or something like that. i have a special thing for guyanese girls. not my fault though. parents have brainwashed me lol. but oh well i suppose in the end the universe tends to unfold as it should. yea i stole that line from harold & kumar go to white castle lol

Music:

soca, chutney, reggae, dancehall, stuff like that

Movies:

kuch kuch hota hai, mujhse dosti karoge, kabhi khushi kabhi gham, dil se, kuch khatti kuch meethi, and i kinda wanna c dilwaale dulhania le jayenge

Television:

iiiiii dun really watch tv dat much

My Blog

Things I Thought About 12/19/06

On The Subway: -i hope this lady doesnt drop her lunchbox on me -how do those really big ladies fit on the toilet? it seems that the toilet itself is about the size of thier assholes alone. of course,...
Posted by That Kairos Shit is FRESH on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 03:49:00 PST

IM THE PRINCE OF GUYANA!!!!!!!!!!!

omg omg omg.........so im in the car right..........and my grandma tells me that her uncle was the president of guyana!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yo i always knew i was SPECIAL lol......
Posted by That Kairos Shit is FRESH on Sun, 20 Nov 2005 04:11:00 PST

curry radio

YESSSS!!!!!!!!! I FINALLY LINKED CURRY RADIO UP TO MY MYSPACE!!!!!!!!!!! lol it has rupee on the beginning every time but its all good........later.........o yea if u wanna like know the names of the ...
Posted by That Kairos Shit is FRESH on Mon, 14 Nov 2005 11:01:00 PST

KUCH KUCH HOTA HAI!!!!!

hey i changed my profile pic obviously and i FINALLY GOT KUCH KUCH HOTA HAI TO PLAY ON MY MYSPACE!!!!!!!!!!!   got my report card too....my average is a 81....not bad i guess...
Posted by That Kairos Shit is FRESH on Wed, 09 Nov 2005 03:44:00 PST

hey

thinkin of changin my profile pic
Posted by That Kairos Shit is FRESH on Sat, 05 Nov 2005 02:53:00 PST

white castle on halloween

yoooooooo for halloween me and cerpa and rory and gavin and a few other people went over to white castle in staten island and we ordered 100 burgers lol it was AWESOME!!!i ended up being 2 and a half ...
Posted by That Kairos Shit is FRESH on Tue, 01 Nov 2005 10:09:00 PST

got kicked outta mcdonalds permanently lol

heyyyy well me n my friends were @ mcdonalds and we got kicked out forever cuz some people were fightin upstairs.......i KINDA got an idea to get us back in but it might take a while since i have to w...
Posted by That Kairos Shit is FRESH on Sat, 29 Oct 2005 05:35:00 PST

the governator

yo check out my new picture of my dad its under the heroes section of my profile
Posted by That Kairos Shit is FRESH on Thu, 27 Oct 2005 07:05:00 PST

bored

mad bored......in school its lunchtime........luca gave me more stuff its SO strong i took one sip and the WHOLE hallway was smelin it lol i had to take like 3 eclipses to get the smell away.........a...
Posted by That Kairos Shit is FRESH on Wed, 26 Oct 2005 09:41:00 PST

sconex tip of the day

lol yo for those of you who have a sconex you know bout this.....they usually have like a tip of the day on  like the right of the screen......usually it says "i before e, except after c"...........
Posted by That Kairos Shit is FRESH on Wed, 26 Oct 2005 05:56:00 PST