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jey

I am here for Networking

About Me

The Months are fleeting. A series of hot and cold progressions.Sprinkle a few sentence fragments on top....I am a: long-winded left-handed short person.I admire little old ladies who go grocery shopping on a semi-daily.I want to be more.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

The man with a woman-head or anyone remotely allergic to blue toilet water...

My Blog

I successfully drove a car

No one got hurt-there was not a one in-front or behind me for what seemed like miles and miles-Kentucky got a hold of my kooky-inner workings. I feel pretty good about it.
Posted by on Mon, 22 Sep 2008 14:05:00 GMT

deconstructing chico

A Shape-me Family sits in wait, another trip delayed, another hope to fade next behind glass and steel heavy on the cornmeal. There's talk of soap and shampoo. What should I be sending you? You are...
Posted by on Mon, 22 Sep 2008 05:32:00 GMT

losing days and team huddles

On the quest for short pants I became enraged. Walking around like I hadn't been to a store in years. The stench of consumer by-product lingering in the air. Little plastic cards that mean so much a...
Posted by on Sat, 22 Dec 2007 05:16:00 GMT

Holy night sweats

Nothing frightens me more than the ravages of menopause.
Posted by on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 07:19:00 GMT

the wind feels pretty

Everything is coming to life...The streets are lined with people who haven't seen the sun in months. The garden enthusiasts are manicuring their square foot lawns with glee. I wonder if American pigeo...
Posted by on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 05:12:00 GMT

curtains and chair just lying there

In the alley I realized the fate of my ugly curtains. Why does misdirected rage feel so good? I still can't believe it. To start a trash bag of memories and trinkets.
Posted by on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 21:44:00 GMT

knick-knack attack

I am so fucking excited -my ribs hurt. There is a tingling sensation.
Posted by on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 10:19:00 GMT

apron and hat name tag to match

Would you like to try a sample of our salad of the month? How many scoops? Whip cream and nuts? What flavor? Extra butter? Extra Large? 'There is a hair in my popcorn' -There happens to be a theme...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Jan 2006 05:23:00 GMT