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The Goat

I am here for Dating and Serious Relationships

About Me

Hello. My name is The Goat. I live on a big 137-and-a-half acre property and I am on a chain. I like to munch things (see "interests") and headbutt trees and other things which are X-Rated. I also like to make loud annoying noises such as "MEEEEERRRRRRRRRR" etc. I'm a big fan of myspace. If you're interested in dating me my number is 1800-Thegoat, but don't tell my parents because they don't want me goating (dating) at 60-something (i forget) years old (they're so over the hill) (which reminds me, i also like to munch on hills).

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Other female goats. I'm a single male goat on a chain, and I like moonlit walks around the tree on which my chain is attached. See above for phone number. ;)

My Blog

Victorian Bush Fires

From the loving owners of The Goat:As many of you know, fires have been raging through Victoria, Australia. Many have lost their lives and their homes. It is with great regret that we inform you of th...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Feb 2009 03:30:00 GMT

Merrrr! Moving House! Merrrr!

Hello again! Merrrrrrr! I have mooooooooved (pretending to be a cow, did I fool you?), because my owner did not like me eating his garbage bin today. He traded me in for seven cents and a new rubbish ...
Posted by on Thu, 17 Jan 2008 02:23:00 GMT