rockets, kinky sex, diesel engines, wearing my hot pants, spookin', juggling, breaking and entering, playing pranks, stencils, furniture, electricity, pnumatics, clowns, things on fire, libraries, unicycles, bicycles, tricycles, banjo playing, doin' math, making noise, throwing whiskey bottles @ the moon, doin' crime, building mutant bikes, inventing, problem solving, yelling at the morning paper and spilling hot coffee on my lap.
zombies, Steve Martin, crazy ladies, other clowns, mad men, dreamers, performers, artisits, Bobby Renolds, Tipper Gore, musicians, daring doers, and any other people who like to get naked in public while drinking beer, throwing pie and lighting off fireworks. (while these are some people I'd like to meet, I won't nessisarily be nice to them)
The Muldoons, NoMeansNo, Blue Oyster Cult, The Vapors, Mojo Nixon, Streakin' Hobo, Jimmie Rodgers, Swell Maps, Steve Martin playin' banjo, Rob Halford's solo work, Evil Beaver, The Kinks, They Might Be Giants, Dinasaur Jr., Pixies, Crass, Melvins, Propaghandi, Jimmy Cousins, Tormentula, Killdozer, The Ruins, Young Marble Giants, The Mummies, Lost Goat, Morning 40 Federation, Dinasour Jr., The Blast Rocks!!!, subtracttozero, Mule & P.W. Long, Rudimentary Peni, The Raincoats, Happy Flowers, Hungry Marching Band, Gene Autry, The Units, Ma$ter Za$ter Bla$ter, Stumps The Clown, Ratty Scurvics, The Stooges, Sonic Youth, Fishbone, Ween, Mojo Nixon, Dead Milkmen, Blonde Redhead, Negativland, Evolutionary Control Committee, Kingdom Scum, Sun City Girls, Porkchopula, & The Frogs.
Forbidden Zone, Dr. Strange Love, Pink Panther, The Jerk, Ghostbusters, Battleship Potemkin, Throne of Blood, Frisk, The Magic Christian, Ron, Alice, Cospiritors of Pleasure, Dead Alive, Meet the Feebles, The Muppet Movie, Lone Wolf and Cub, Duck Soup, Black Orphous, Animal Crackers.
Cartoons & NOVA specials
The Phantom Tollbooth, No Trespassing, Ender's Game, Homage to Catalonia (and most other books by Wells), The Professor and the Madman, House of Leaves, A People's History of the United States, A People's History of Science, Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy / Douglas Adams, anything by de Sade, Philip K. Dick, technical manuals, Memoirs Found in a Bathtub / Stanislaw Lem,History & Math books.
Steve Martin, Harry Houdini, my parents, The Marx Brothers