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Erik Bang!!!

I am here for Dating, Friends and Networking

About Me

A very level headed nutcase. Skilled performer and non-stop with projects. Currently learning though not all at once (yet); playing the tenor banjo & 5 string now, riding the unicycle, improving my juggling, walking the slackline, walking on taller stilts, building magic illusions and practicing escapes, and welding strange bikes. That about covers right now.

My Interests

rockets, kinky sex, diesel engines, wearing my hot pants, spookin', juggling, breaking and entering, playing pranks, stencils, furniture, electricity, pnumatics, clowns, things on fire, libraries, unicycles, bicycles, tricycles, banjo playing, doin' math, making noise, throwing whiskey bottles @ the moon, doin' crime, building mutant bikes, inventing, problem solving, yelling at the morning paper and spilling hot coffee on my lap.

I'd like to meet:

zombies, Steve Martin, crazy ladies, other clowns, mad men, dreamers, performers, artisits, Bobby Renolds, Tipper Gore, musicians, daring doers, and any other people who like to get naked in public while drinking beer, throwing pie and lighting off fireworks. (while these are some people I'd like to meet, I won't nessisarily be nice to them)

Music:

The Muldoons, NoMeansNo, Blue Oyster Cult, The Vapors, Mojo Nixon, Streakin' Hobo, Jimmie Rodgers, Swell Maps, Steve Martin playin' banjo, Rob Halford's solo work, Evil Beaver, The Kinks, They Might Be Giants, Dinasaur Jr., Pixies, Crass, Melvins, Propaghandi, Jimmy Cousins, Tormentula, Killdozer, The Ruins, Young Marble Giants, The Mummies, Lost Goat, Morning 40 Federation, Dinasour Jr., The Blast Rocks!!!, subtracttozero, Mule & P.W. Long, Rudimentary Peni, The Raincoats, Happy Flowers, Hungry Marching Band, Gene Autry, The Units, Ma$ter Za$ter Bla$ter, Stumps The Clown, Ratty Scurvics, The Stooges, Sonic Youth, Fishbone, Ween, Mojo Nixon, Dead Milkmen, Blonde Redhead, Negativland, Evolutionary Control Committee, Kingdom Scum, Sun City Girls, Porkchopula, & The Frogs.

Movies:

Forbidden Zone, Dr. Strange Love, Pink Panther, The Jerk, Ghostbusters, Battleship Potemkin, Throne of Blood, Frisk, The Magic Christian, Ron, Alice, Cospiritors of Pleasure, Dead Alive, Meet the Feebles, The Muppet Movie, Lone Wolf and Cub, Duck Soup, Black Orphous, Animal Crackers.

Television:

Cartoons & NOVA specials

Books:

The Phantom Tollbooth, No Trespassing, Ender's Game, Homage to Catalonia (and most other books by Wells), The Professor and the Madman, House of Leaves, A People's History of the United States, A People's History of Science, Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy / Douglas Adams, anything by de Sade, Philip K. Dick, technical manuals, Memoirs Found in a Bathtub / Stanislaw Lem,History & Math books.

Heroes:

Steve Martin, Harry Houdini, my parents, The Marx Brothers

My Blog

Why do they let these people live!?!?!

   So, I've been so busy with our troupe's first several shows I havn't been able to see past my nose for the last 2 weeks.  The shows ant the Riverwest Follies and the birthday party l...
Posted by Erik Bang!!! on Mon, 13 Mar 2006 01:15:00 PST

Nothing has happened

  No really...... working 9 day weeks a blizzard, the flu, overwhelming depression..... these things happen.  Still have juggling club every tuesday and not only does it get me out of the ho...
Posted by Erik Bang!!! on Thu, 23 Feb 2006 11:10:00 PST

No time to fuck......

  Well busy was fun, then the mist of depression started clouding in the corners of my eyes.  With most of my time spent working or practicing juggling or Uke I've managed to neglect everyth...
Posted by Erik Bang!!! on Tue, 14 Feb 2006 10:45:00 PST

UNICYCLE!!!!!

  Yay!!! I finally got my NEW unicycle today.  After years of learning on and practicing with shitty secondhand unicycles from the 1970's and that one that you found in the basement all cove...
Posted by Erik Bang!!! on Thu, 02 Feb 2006 03:02:00 PST

Stuck it to the man.... uhhhhhhh!!!!!

   Well with several hundred dollars in fines lurking out there in the court systems of amreica I am going to get my learners permit today, and all I have to pay is a $50 reinstatement fee. ...
Posted by Erik Bang!!! on Tue, 24 Jan 2006 09:16:00 PST

My ass hurts....

  So another wonderful night sleding on freash snow.  I thought it would be a great idea to pull out the infaltable kyak to go down the hill with.  So with a few friends, extra sleds an...
Posted by Erik Bang!!! on Mon, 23 Jan 2006 10:55:00 PST

Why arn't you working

      Now that we have all these luxuries now it seems people are compelled use them despite thier obligations to society.  Just because the internet has porn you shouldn't feel th...
Posted by Erik Bang!!! on Fri, 13 Jan 2006 11:52:00 PST

blow jobs and pussy cats

  I don't know why you are still reading this.... you should be outraged....   .....            ...................Meow...
Posted by Erik Bang!!! on Tue, 10 Jan 2006 07:47:00 PST

You read this??

Well if I would have known people read this thing I would have tried inserting vaugly disgusting things about what I find under the sink or vulgar sex practices. Instead people pay just as much atten...
Posted by Erik Bang!!! on Fri, 06 Jan 2006 05:42:00 PST

not interesting

Things that are not sexy....... trying to masturbate while an eastern europian man is installing a sink not more that 15 feet away at 1 in the afternoon. After that I'm going to jerk off in rush hou...
Posted by Erik Bang!!! on Wed, 28 Dec 2005 03:42:00 PST