Ok,first off,I'm accessing MySpace either through a mobile phone or a wireless,dial-up modem right now-both of which can be a little tempermental about what they will let me do here.If you've sent me a message or left a comment and I haven't answered you,please don't take it personally-I'll get back to you as soon as possible,MySpace and internet connection willing.
If your Profile is set to 'Private' or 'Friends View Only',don't bother to send me an add request.I'm not interested in randomly upping the number on my Friends List.If I can't access your page or if you have no information up about yourself,I won't accept your request.Contact me asking why I've refused or ignored you or whining about the fact and my response will be less than polite.
I'm not here to play little-miss-popularity.I'm an adult,not some teenage pop-tart with an IQ smaller than my shoe size.Treat me as an adult or don't waste my time contacting me.If you speak to me in text-type you deserve every last ounce of my contempt and scorn and I'll waste no time on you.I'm here to meet interesting people,as friends,with similar interests to mine.I'm not interested in adding hundreds of people with whom I have nothing in common and am never going to speak to.
That said,if you are on my friends list,it is because there was something on your profile or in your blog that made me think you an interesting person.I'm not the chattiest or most sociable of souls.I do regularly check the profiles and read the blogs of everyone on my friends list-if I say nothing it is either because I feel that I have nothing to contribute at this point in time or someone else has already said it before me.
Gentlemen.Read my profile information?Good.Now,please read on...
Yes-I am a Bisexual.
Yes-I am aged under 40.
Yes-I do weigh less than 25 stone.
No-I am not your 'sweetheart','soulmate','hot babe','horny bitch/hoe' or 'Mistress of Pain'.You won't get that British passport through me.
No-I am not interested in 'hooking up' with you.It says 'friends',not 'dating','swinging' or 'whore for hire' in my details box.
No-I am not sat here with an 18 year old lover desperate to provide you with your own,personal online lesbian sex-show.
No-Difficult as you may find it to believe,I do not want to see pictures of you with an erection or watch you jerk off online.
If your reason for contacting me is one of the above,what I DO want is an A-grade video of you strapped,butt naked,face down while somebody forcibly inserts an industrial size firework into your anal passage and lights the fuse.
Have a nice day.