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Big Al

We're here for a good time, not a long time!

About Me

I can play "Jingle Bells" on my armpits. I'm good at selecting perfectly ripened avocados. I do a great impression of a bull and cow in heat among other animal impressions. I also do a killer chainsaw impression. It is my lifelong goal to own an RV. I'd be the happiest girl in the world if I owned a motorized scooter.

My Interests

Halloween, music, dancing, gardening, botany, croquet, karaoke, cooking, traveling, map-studying, the human body, megaphones, darts, kickboxing, snow skiing, roller blading, wine, coffee, church bazaars, watching water boil, picking my nose, tractor conventions, motorized scooters

Music:

Ladytron, Fannypack, !!!, Clap Your Hands Say Yeah, Goldfraap, The Go! Team, Fiona Apple, Blackalicious, T.I., Juvenile, Arrested Development, Hector El Father, Atmosphere, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Bjork, The Eels, Mobb Deep, The Game, Lil' Wayne, Gang Starr, LCD Soundsystem, Princess Superstar, The Streets...

Movies:

Beetlejuice, What's Eating Gilbert Grape, High Fidelity, Fried Green Tomatoes, Candyman, Silence of the Lambs, Napoleon Dynamite, Saw I and II, Dancer in the Dark, My Cousin Vinny, What About Bob, Uncle Buck, Office Space, Waiting to Exhale, Lost in Translation, Envy, Little Miss Sunshine, Basketball Diaries, Ghost World, Serial Mom, Boys Don't Cry, The Good Girl...

Television:

The Office, Globe Trekker, Cops, King of Queens, Cheaters, Roseanne, Mad TV, and my newest guilty pleasure... The Bad Girls Club

Books:

I don't really read.

Heroes:

Your mom.