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About Me

The name is Emily. The cheese man said I'm cool.
That is all.

Man meets goat. Goat meets sheep. Sheep meets woman.
Woman with sheep

Dearest Emily,

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Music:

Music
* = Have seen live
# = Have met

36 Crazyfists*
A Wilhelm Scream
Adair
After The Fall*
Aiden
Alexisonfire
All-American Rejects*
Anti-Flag*
At The Gates
ATREYU*
Avenged Sevenfold
BEHIND CRIMSON EYES*
Blink 182
Bullet For My Valentine
Carpathian**
Chimaira
Dark Tranquillity
Day Of Contempt*
Devildriver
Emery*
ESCAPE THE FATE
Fall Out Boy
Flogging Molly*
From Autumn To Ashes
From First To Last
Funeral For A Friend
The Getaway Plan*
Good Charlotte*
Greeley Estates
Hatebreed
Hawthorne Heights*#
Horsell Common*
Houston Calls*
I Killed The Prom Queen
Ill Nino
IN FLAMES Incubus
JamisonParker
June
KELLY
Killswitch Engage
Kisschasy***##
Korn
The Living End*
MEST
Mnemic
Mudvayne
October Fall
Parkway Drive*#
Pulley
Rammstein
The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus
Saosin
Saves The Day
Scary Kids Scaring Kids
Senses Fail*
SILENT CIVILIAN
Soilwork
Something Corporate
SPINESHANK
Static-X
STORY OF THE YEAR
The Summer Obsession
Taking Back Sunday*
Trivium
Underoath*#
THE USED
Yellowcard*

Heroes:

THE RAD ONES

These people are the sauce on my pie, the stench to my sock, The sugar in my coke. They mean the world to me
Rocha
My best pal, my clone. She can stop traffic and walk on water... beat that you asscheek.
Dana
My radXcore twin, yo.
Molly
For someone so small you sure have alot of love to share.
Steph
There are no words good enough to describe you. You know you enjoyed groping my firm buttocks
Elyse
My wonderful hobo friend. Your children will hate you and your horrible names.
Charlotte
My awesome wife that lives in a burrow on my scalp =]
Rick
My second twin, Fully uleh
Brody
City dancing with you was a most enticing experience. It made my penis so very erect.
The Nark
No comment.
Ashleee
I fully support your name change.
Shannan
Settle down you big horny ape.
Dale
JUNGLE METRO!!!!
Shannon
it seems you have lost your pants.
ALSO Raezle, because shes asian.
when i finish photoshopping the rest ill put them in...

My Blog

Folks

11 things about 11 peopleStolen from Steph =] If I ever see you again, I'm going to attack you and start humping your leg. You are a sexual beast. You were so nice to me, and ...
Posted by EMILY EGGPLANT on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 02:52:00 PST

Bacon

So sweet, tender and soft - just like my assI get turned on by its crackleA day without you cannot passI need you here with meInside of methats the way its meant to beNo one can tear us apartTogether ...
Posted by EMILY EGGPLANT on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 02:41:00 PST

shoes

shoes has got to be the most entertaining song of our present day. that is all. betch.
Posted by EMILY EGGPLANT on Sun, 02 Jul 2006 10:17:00 PST

the razor

There's this dagger in my heart and it causes me to bleed endlessly, i would pull it out but it's bent and it's stuck there...i cry everytime i think of you because it just pulls on the pain even mor...
Posted by EMILY EGGPLANT on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 05:08:00 PST

ive given up...

- on growing a beard- on gcfanfics ever returning - on dana ever replacing her computer cord- on joel madden ever posting the new gc song on myspace- on phil sneed ever answering my dvd question- on e...
Posted by EMILY EGGPLANT on Thu, 25 May 2006 05:17:00 PST

story of the year concert part 2

ok so i decide that im finally going to retype this blog... Vicky and i went to KFC beforehand and ate (as you usually would if you were at a fast food place) and just did shit all, then we just misse...
Posted by EMILY EGGPLANT on Tue, 23 May 2006 12:19:00 PST

story of the year concert part 1

ok so i wrote a long ass blog about the story of the year concert, but because im a dipshit i somehow deleted it, so ill just re write the songs and put the photo up, and ill write the rest again late...
Posted by EMILY EGGPLANT on Sun, 14 May 2006 10:28:00 PST

A super awesome song

i wrote this the other day with my good friend rocha. Bassinets, a lovely combination Especially when fat butchers are inside (a great sensation) Roll inside your thick sockens There you hide ...
Posted by EMILY EGGPLANT on Fri, 28 Apr 2006 05:51:00 PST