I wanna meet people who are really good at winning stuff on the radio. I would say the best type of person is someone who will pour our french fries into one pile and wont try to kill me in my sleep. I SERIOUSLY wanna meet the guy who stole my wallet. I'd appreciate a friend who won't cringe when I say "Lets go "Beat up some kids at the playground" or who is openminded to tipping mountain lions. A great date would be with someone that washes dishes with Palmolive and then gives me a hand job. Romantically, maybe someone who can watch 'Roseanne' episodes with me or will go buy me chocolate chip cookies in the middle of the night..but they cant be sensitive when I laugh while they're crying. I dont want someone who is going to bitch at me for smoking a cigarette, while they're taking a hit from a pipe. I would alos like to meet people who tell the truth, at least sometimes.