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Salazar

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My Interests

I love Bike riding, Traveling, and long walks on the Beach. Not really, I like, drinking, music, movies, Poker, girls, sex, and girls having sex. src="http://i11.tinypic.com/5224y83.jpg" border="0" alt="Image and video hosting by TinyPic"

I'd like to meet:

Maynard James Keenan, because he is GOD: President Bush so I could slap some sense into that crazy, crazy man: The next EX-Mrs. Salazar.

Music:

The Pot

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Movies:

Cheech&Chong (all), Half-Baked, Harold and Kumar, A Clockwork Orange, 1984, Red Dawn, PORN.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvnZ74xzumw

Television:

House, Ghost Hunters, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, South Park, Family Guy.

Books:

Currently reading Hunter S. Thompson "The Great Shark Hunt"

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Untouched my outside inner smile is upside down  comfort in a cup          ...
Posted by Salazar on Sun, 12 Aug 2007 11:14:00 PST

Why should I care?

Watch the World die as you lounge in your LazyBoy. You know, the one with your Fat Ass indentions in it from marathon sessions of Soaps and Jerry Springer. Fox News has 24 hour coverage of the sa...
Posted by Salazar on Mon, 14 Nov 2005 12:26:00 PST