Contact |
First things first, phone is temporarily off, but I can be reached at the number herein. It's my sister's house number: codigo area: 623Spam's a bitch, ya know? 444It's even worse when they spam your ...
Posted by Jeremy Sean on Thu, 15 May 2008 05:33:00 PST |
People who aren't me, Volume 2 |
http://offender.fdle.state.fl.us/offender/flyer.do?personId=
47865
Posted by Jeremy Sean on Thu, 27 Mar 2008 02:29:00 PST |
The ramp is greased for fun and danger |
First off: to those complaining that Barack Obama never 'stood up and expressed outrage' while attending Trinity over 20 years - I get what you're (rather petulantly and self-righteously) getting at, ...
Posted by Jeremy Sean on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 01:44:00 PST |
New Slang |
I never know what this thing is gonna do to my formatting, so it'll go something like this:
Slang term = literal translation: sentence demonstrating usage
Got that?
Making an Ashtray = peeing...
Posted by Jeremy Sean on Sun, 16 Mar 2008 11:30:00 PST |
Sex: Um...how’s this supposed to work again? |
Don't mind me. Its been a while.
I propose the creation of an emergency phone line for single people. You (or, more likely, I) would call this number and someone would come right over, possibly wit...
Posted by Jeremy Sean on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 12:47:00 PST |
There is nothing on this Earth that is so good and pure... |
...that douchebags can't screw it up for the rest of us.
You're probably familiar with the 'Answers' sites that the big portals run these days(i.e., Google Answers, Yahoo! Answers, etc.) They empl...
Posted by Jeremy Sean on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 10:04:00 PST |
An Open Letter to Losers with Guns |
Enough.
No, really: enough.
So you're thinking about shooting a bunch of people because Mommy didn't love you and guns smell like fireworks, and you know it's going to be hard to hold onto the...
Posted by Jeremy Sean on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 08:04:00 PST |
Valentines Day Slogans |
Valentine's Day: Because You Don't Buy Her Enough Shit Already! Valentine's Day: Like A Debutante Ball For Suicides! Valentine's Day: Ensuring February 13 Is The Biggest Break-up Day Of The Year...
Posted by Jeremy Sean on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 04:21:00 PST |
A Ditty |
You gave me a map and some jokes
I should know,
But I think I went wrong
At the fork in the road.
They don't find your jokes funny
Or I'm telling them wrong,
But I think we'll be laughing at them bef...
Posted by Jeremy Sean on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 01:08:00 PST |
Oops |
I'm about to pack my PC away for a while again, and I don't know what my internet access will look like for the next week or so, so here goes:I think I've officially bitten off more than I can chew. I...
Posted by Jeremy Sean on Mon, 31 Dec 2007 03:46:00 PST |
