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Luigi "spiderslayer" Johnsonville

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

My name is Brandon, I play guitar and I make crazy-colorful images with computers. My music is the biggest part of my life. I've been playing music since 1996, and it has consumed me ever since. I work at Lowes, mixing wicked-awesome colors in the paint department, so if your walls ever need a lick of paint, come see me. I absolutely love getting dressed up for no reason at all!! On my days off you can generally see me comin' from a mile away. I'm the only skinny Italian boy wearing black skin-tight jeans and pointy cowboy boots in town!! I'm obsessed with hyphenating words and alliteration. I've never been much of a party-animal, so I rarely drink, and don't ever go to bars, unless it's a gig or something like that. If you ever meet me, you might think I'm the nicest guy in the world, but there is a darker side to me and you'll never see it unless you get really close. Let's just say I'm absolutely amazing, and you're dying to meet me. Anything else would be an understatement.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Other musicians, anyone w/ a passion for playing writing or listening to any genre of music, Jason Becker, Steve Vai, Al Pitrelli....

My Blog

2:00 AM ramen noodle cravings.....

I should really post blogs more often, I remember when Xanga was the ultimate fad a few years ago. Everybody posted a blog every day, and sometimes multiple posts in a day. I miss those days. Everyone...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Apr 2009 00:17:00 GMT

I love the smell of freshly painted walls.....

yet I'm getting sick of my job. Funny how life throws you curves like that. So yeah I figured it was update time, my blog's been collecting cobwebs. I've found love in the arms of someone very special...
Posted by on Thu, 11 Sep 2008 20:24:00 GMT

solo......

I trip over the notes in the same way that I trip and stumble through life...... hoping each new step in the sequence will bring peace and harmony to my otherwise drab and lonely existence. If I stray...
Posted by on Sun, 18 May 2008 00:45:00 GMT

buy me a fancy hat, and I’ll write you a love song.....

healing is such a slow process, and so many little things can knock the wind out of you. So many things have changed for me over the course of a year. I can hardly believe I'm actually 23 now. I still...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 21:13:00 GMT

forgetting the best six months of your life.......

is quite a daunting task. There's not a single day that goes by that I don't miss her or think about her. I can't drive through town without remembering walking the streets with her. I can't sleep in ...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Nov 2007 10:40:00 GMT

Halloween is almost upon us......

My costume is going to be amazing this year. It's like ten times better than last year. I can't wait!!   I'm just kinda depressed that I don't have anyone to share it with. Had made plans with El...
Posted by on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 10:53:00 GMT

guess I'll have to be my own superhero??

I keep waiting for someone to tell me what I'm supposed to be doing here..... I play guitar.....so what??   What the hell am I supposed to do with myself?? What do I have to offer?? I really shou...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 21:17:00 GMT

rollercoasters make me nauseous.....

there's a pattern to my life.......     up and down, up and down.... I think it's quite literally killing me. I really don't like being down, by comparison rubbing sandpaper on my face would...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 22:24:00 GMT

OUCHIES!!!!!

NOTE TO SELF: no more getting attached to girls.....the end result is....     BAD!! Mercenary makes depression much better. Everyone should give them a listen when they hit rock bottom. Forg...
Posted by on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 19:59:00 GMT

TAG! YOUR IT!

you are tagged The rules are: Once you have been tagged, you write a blog with ten, weird, random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end you choose 5 people to be tagged and list their na...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 22:29:00 GMT