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Captain Knox

I am here for Friends

About Me

i live in Knoxville, Tennessee and my bike got stolen. But I got a new one from my friend Carla. i work as a massage therapist. I love my wife emily; but I not only "love" my wife, I am saturated with hot rabid lust for her... whooooo! I love racial slurs, like 'Cracka'or 'Honky'. You of course cannot say them unless you are them. i got offered a job as an intern to the brewmaster of the Smoky Mountain Brewery, but i politely turned it down. I got self control skills Cracka! My pet finches have two chicks. My pet scorpion died. That sux. My grandma died too, sucks a lot worse but not for her. She's at peace. i've never been happier about who and where i am, in my entire life. I'm also voting for O'Bama, what can I say I love the Irish.
i hate celebrity gossip.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Sam Elliot and his badass mustache.

My Blog

The Farm.

We went to my childhood home to say goodbye this past weekend. My grandmother has had to move to a nursing home recently and to be able to pay for it is auctioning her home and our family farm. Her h...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 18:54:00 GMT

Never thought it possible.

You know after four years of living in a place that sucked my life out through my eye balls I guess I stopped believing that you could not hate the town you're stuck in.  Man after this week I'm ...
Posted by on Sat, 06 Oct 2007 19:20:00 GMT