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Ender

MEOW BITCH

About Me

I'm a kitten and my name is Ender and I live with my human family the Mohrs and my mother Nico and my stepfather Worms. I enjoy sneaking outside because i know i'm not alowed, and i jump around like a crazy wild squirrel thing and bound about in the grass and roll in the leaves and hide under bushes and cars. i love to attack things at random and eat whatever i can find and bat objects around on the floor and chase them.

My Interests

batting pencils around on the floor, sleeping on the dining room table, trying to get my stupid collar with a bell on it off of my neck, attacking hands and feet of unsuspecting people, purring, making really adorable high pitched mews, climbing up the curtains, eating dogfood, splashing water around everywhere, destroying the couch, trying to get to the iguana, sleeping, napping, jumping crazily, licking stuff

I'd like to meet:

my doom?

Music:

I like the decemberists, the velvet underground, modest mouse, rasputina, the magnetic fields, the shins, bright eyes, cursive, the smiths, belle and sebastian

Movies:

my favorite movie is Meet the Feebles. Ariella makes me watch it all the time but i don't mind at all.

Television:

i can't get enough of sealab 2021. that show fuckin rules. harvery birdman is pretty awesome too.

Books:

Ender's Game, Watership Down, Interview with the Vampire, Ishmael

Heroes:

I AM MY OWN HERO. GOD MY EGO IS HUGE!